It is our pleasure to report that Big Dig Digger, Knight of Sosaria, Miner Wretch was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. He was seen and reported as an un permitted miner. RRG happened to come across the young miner and sentencing was immediately carried out upon his living room floor. All Commercial goods were confiscated along with her head. Knights of Sosaria are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Yew, northeast of the KOS library. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of KOS personnel in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message. On a side note... RRG is offering a minor ransom to any information leading to the arrest and conviction of the one called "Jupiter", and any of his relatives. The crime? "Forum Badgery". The posts will stop when taxes are paid by the KOS deadbeats. RRG offers KOS to drop current unpaid taxes for a weekly sum of 30,000 GP per week, every Monday. Lightshade is urged to stop his subjects suffering over such little cost. Also we would let it be known that Steely Dan's sales associate Bart is not as keen as the rest of us... We would ask that people stop leaving snake in a trunk gags about. We found Bart stuck in the back of Steely's Shop piled under what would appear to be a million fake snakes that unfolded as cloth during his struggles to escape... We've explained to Bart numerous times to just not open any deliveries but they guy loves mixed nuts...
