Robber's Roost Gang TNT Deadbeat Execution Listing (Jax)

It is our pleasure to announce that the Robber's Roost Gang has been appointed guardians of game throughout the land. All persons wishing to own wild game within the kingdom must hereby pay a nominal fee to the currently appointed game guardians. To our surprise, two TNT guild members were caught with unlicensed game animals somewhere in southern Fire Island. Both members were dispatched after a good chase.






All TNT members are urged to push members of the guild to come forward and pay a tax of 2,000 GP per week. The RRG will except a blanket policy for the guild of 20,000 GP a week. Until such agreement has been reached, TNT members should consider themselves wanted men / women and will find no quarter when spotted by RRG patrols.

This afternoon, Hydrox of TNT was seen harassing RRG protected Ogre Lords in RRG owned Ice Dungeon. RRG quickly dismantled the culprits poaching operation and executed the poacher on site. All poaching paraphernalia as well as Hydrox's head were confiscated. Hydrox was also riding an invasive species of horse... so the horse was executed as well.



All TNT members are urged to push members of the guild to come forward and pay a tax of 2,000 GP per week. The RRG will except a blanket policy for the guild of 20,000 GP a week. Until such agreement has been reached, TNT members should consider themselves wanted men / women and will find no quarter when spotted by RRG patrols.

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Once again, TNT members have been sighted poaching RRG protected Ogre Lords in RRG owned Ice Dungeon. One member was quickly chased out by RRG patrols but evaded execution. However Xavor of TNT was then seen scouting the area, possibly to aid in future poaching. RRG managed to chase down the fleeing assailant, who was quickly put to death by the Green Fork of Doom of Curly Sue. All poaching paraphernalia as well as Xavor's head were confiscated. Xavor's mount proved to be mean as hell... Despite his efforts, RRG was able to confiscate all items on the corpse.

A roving gang of SL members soon appeared on the scene leaving RRG intelligence to assume some connection between SL and TNT poaching operations. Tax paying citizens are urged to report SL positions when seen.. They can be picked out by their green cloaks and super lame ethereal mounts... capable of remaining loyal.. and alive when they are slaughtered on the battlefield. A kind of.. anti hissy fit protection system. (just kidding boys...)



All TNT members are urged to push members of the guild to come forward and pay a tax of 2,000 GP per week. The RRG will except a blanket policy for the guild of 20,000 GP a week. Until such agreement has been reached, TNT members should consider themselves wanted men / women and will find no quarter when spotted by RRG patrols.

you forgot the part where you run from us lame ethie riders as well. I never seen you guys stick around in our screen.

RRG Intelligence is a pretty small department, isn't it?

The roving SL gang consisted of 2 of us, where the 3-4 of you guys should have attempted to vanquish us on the battlefield. Instead of staying in your hideout and recalling to your keep.

The odds were in your favor.

I don't know if I'd be celebrating just yet fellas, I have a feeling TnT isn't going to let this go on for too long before their mares stomp a mudhole in you.

ZING

sounds like RRG needs help lol

This afternoon, Achmalla, a TNT member, was spotted hunting harpies with a non permitted mare. TNT has been warned that continued possession of non permitted game will result in execution on site without trial. RRG patrols approached on horseback to free the beast but it appears these TNT poachers somehow brainwash these wild animals like hookers in a sex ring. Achmalla went down rather quickly but the ill tempered mare posed a threat to RRG members trying to collect the poachers head and associated paraphernalia. After some hard work and a good use of the art of confusion, RRG members were able to collect all items on what remained of the perpetrator.




Once agin, all TNT members are urged to push members of the guild to come forward and pay a tax of 2,000 GP per week. The RRG will except a blanket policy for the guild of 20,000 GP a week. Until such agreement has been reached, TNT members should consider themselves wanted men / women and will find no quarter when spotted by RRG patrols.

The RRG warns, and TNT defies us again..., ThanatoS of TNT was spotted hunting in RRG owned Ice dungeon with blade spirits. TNT has been warned repeatedly that continued possession of non permitted game and trespassing in RRG owned territories will result in execution on site without trial. RRG attacked as soon as the culprit was spotted. Scully led the charge with his green monster. ThanatoS was nearly killed instantly but managed to put up a decent chase recovering from his wounds as best he could. However, he was no match for a quick paralyzing blow followed by a green monster finisher... Down went ThanatoS. The RRG collected what they could from his corpse and rode off.



Once again, all TNT members are urged to push members of the guild to come forward and pay a tax of 2,000 GP per week. The RRG will except a blanket policy for the guild of 20,000 GP a week. Until such agreement has been reached, TNT members should consider themselves wanted men / women and will find no quarter when spotted by RRG patrols.

You've taught them well

:In my deep man's voice: we had a 1v1 at bucs, you left for supplies and never returned. All that I need to say.

We can continue that at anytime what do I look like a newb ass sl

And who brings a gimp to a 1v1.. nvm it's sl yall need anything you can get

Theo stop, no point in talking shit when you're not about nothing. I told you the toon, and what he was before the fight, and you still wanted to fight. Stop your excuses. Need anything we can get? It's not getting, we're taking it. We haven't been stopped yet.

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I'm the newbie that protected that AoD (Army of Darkness) guild when they first came here, and lived at wrong. Learn your role, Theo.

Only your buddies trolled the shit out of them before we had people.. but it's ok because you said you helped them out.

You might be the least newb out of all sl but it doesn't change the fact that you rely on some serious fagbags to hold your hand, back you up in forums, and all sorts of horse shit no low end pvp guild has even thought about doing other than yall

Low end PvP guild? We're the primary source of all fights on this server.