Hear 'ye all a story, overheard whilst hiding near the Urk Keep!!! Greebas Urks!! Kom neer, ee blah der tayl ub Shik'Bah !!! Ise dai Shik'Bah clomp'n dem skeelis whan Umie 'Grellis' kom. Grellis clomp'd Shik'Bah !! Shik'Bah blah "wat ee du?" Yut'Grug blah "clomp tat Umie GUG!!" Shik'Bah clomp'd Grellis tra tyms wit thu'mog *whoosh,whoosh,whoosh* !! Sheem gug clomp'r, choom umie tur'lik. Umie nub kom git gukka. Umie run'd whan Yut'Grug kom. Yut'Grug blah "hohoho, uu clomp'd bi sheem" Shik'Bah grayt thu'mog'r !! Sheem choom Umies GUG !! Shik'Bah git Ise Blud !! NOOOGGRRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
I dont understand much of this grubbish other than it hints at some victory. Nay and nor not! A foul smelling being was invading the lands I defend. Weakened by the ghoulish onslaught, an orc took me down. I only sought to rid the lands of the foul undead for my family... now... this Clan will not last with such foul acts of hate!
Grah....uu clomp liddul uruk,myti uruk wyll clomp uu flaht..... Kom ober en fyte wyd da beeg uruk pahnzee!!!!
