Waking up to a marvelously warm weather, I decide to get some work done in my humble house. "Always be well prepared for even the simplest tasks" my old dad was saying. So I dress up with boots and hat and make sure I have my magical lantern. Ready for some decorating labor... I never could have guessed what was to happen! So I chant the Kal Ort Por and travel instantly to my favorite location : Yew bank! And not just anywhere at the bank but on the roof! From there I can enjoy shopping and avoid spending at the same time. But danger lies everywhere in Sosaria and I was about to be reminded. Some strange temporal rift pulled me into the most mind challenging travel. I used every little bit of mental power to keep myself from being scattered into the void. Somehow, I managed to survive. Slowly, I open one eye. I do not recognize the place. I dare open both eyes! I nearly burn my retinas on all the bling! *Puts loot glasses on* With all my newly acquired riches, I realize I need a way to get out of this Ali Baba Cave. I decide to risk a replica of the dimensional portal that got me here in the first time. I cannot find any other way out of this shiny maze so I have to risk another mental fight trough the void. I pull my magical lantern out of my backpack and shakes it to activate it's power. At first nothing happen but suddenly the lamp light up and a rift appears. Grabs my pants and run into the rift. Yes! Bad luck after good luck! I could not recover in time and the portal disappeared...with all the treasures left behind and lost forever.... But what is lost is lost! I run to the stables and buy 3 mules to carry my shinies back to my house. Now I'm back home, smoking and relaxing next to my "not empty anymore" pot of gold. Working on my house interior can wait for tomorrow!
That fortress won Best Decorated Massive House in the contest this year, and looks like the deco is still all set up. It is indeed the aesthetically nicest looking house one could loot. Sincerely, Not-at-all-jealous Second Place Best Decorated Massive House
I would like to jump on the occasion and point out that vandalism has been avoided. The place is gorgeous.
Done with dealing, now feels like I can show a bit more of the goodies that were seized in the heist.