The Murderer Bartimus

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  1. Jebidiah

    Jebidiah Active Member

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    Corrupted by the Lich he is, but still human.
  2. Vlar

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    I say if he's found guilty someone kills him with an executioners axe.
  3. HateCrime

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    This would be great!

    Also, I know there are no "news agencies" in UO, but I'll gladly record the proceedings.
  4. Jebidiah

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    all events will be recorded and distributed via the Post Office
  5. Barnicle

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    I think this high profile trial calls for a audience lottery.
  6. Anti Saint

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    Bart you are not the father. Trial over.
  7. Zyler

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    This is the appropriate execution method if one is warranted

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    (I wish this was functional. I recall that you could click it and the blade would fall. If you walked through it, you died. I would love to see this piece of old UO functional. :p
    I believe there was a basket there too... for the head of those that walked thru - you would die and head would be in basket however that was a later enhancement)
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  8. Zyler

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    M'Lord

    Please forgive my emotional outburst. As you know, my kinship with Sir Bartimus is great thus I was overwhelmed... yet I was out of line with my words.
    My fealty is always yours.

    *kneels*

    -The White Knight
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    I'm not sure how juries are assembled in the lands of Britannia, but I don't think I've ever spoken more than a couple words to Bartimus and I have never been PK'd by him. I volunteer for jury duty, should there be a jury!
  10. Jupiter

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    FYI my original post about the Magna Carta was actually meant to be in support of Blaise's initial action taken. A king in this realm has no rule like Magna Carta to adhere to :)

    But I would enjoy being on an 'impartial' Jury.
  11. Gray

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    I would like to hear about these deeds Bart has done. Please let me know when you have this meeting for I would like to speak on his behalf for he has been honorable to me and my family. Though I do not approve of his associates, they do not play with honor, though I have one main meeting with them that gives me that bad feeling towards them only not towards Bart.
  12. Player X

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    Does anyone really take this apology seriously? It's not an accident when Bart kills or griefs someone. It's done intentionally and without care for his victims. IT WAS AND CONTINUES TO BE HIS GOAL IN UO LIFE.
    -Bart just accept your fate and move on. I think that's the advice you would provide to your victims...
  13. Jupiter

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    I believe player x is attempting to be excused from jury duty...
  14. LanDarr

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    The ACTUAL Guillotine from the trial and execution of Bartimus was found in a dark cellar store room. It has been restored to its original location in the former Guild Hall - all come and remember

    guillotine.JPG
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    Thanks for this most epic of tales. If I touch the guillotine, does it give me any kind of blessing?
  16. sigma

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    Is that meat also from the execution? And still bloodied? Thas is some quality restoration right here.
  17. LanDarr

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    Its called patina...
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    lol worth viewing to see @Atraxi posts.
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