Top Shots September 2017

Discussion in 'Archived Top Shots Contests' started by LanDarr, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. Crunk Juice

    Crunk Juice Well-Known Member
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    In all the hours of UO played in my life.....best series of pics of all time. Joe bot getting beat by 9 guys with wands to break his blessed pants, shirt and 1157 deer mask! UOR BOT WAR IS ON!!!

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  2. Pill

    Pill Well-Known Member

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    Poor Joseph :(
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  3. Hadrian

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    The legend of nine dudes with wands and wee sheeps,
    That vowed to break all of Joe's shit while he sleeps,
    He picked the wrong day,
    To stray AFK,
    Lost his blessed Trammel gear now he weeps.

    - Lion
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2017
  4. Sheepdog

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    I wondered what those sheep were doing there this morning hahaha, what an amazing joint effort haha
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    lol
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  6. PaddyOBrien

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    Wow that's pretty hardcore! Did you break his sandals too??
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  7. One

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    Impossible from what I've heard, unfortuntely.
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  9. Crunk Juice

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    I call Bull Shit!

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    Poor Joe!
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  11. Hadrian

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    I think this sums up the changes made to the Vesper guard zones.
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    Chris is indeed the healer of Vesper. *mind blown*
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  12. syncopations

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    The lord of the Gays gazing through horizon...
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  13. Hadrian

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    He must have been trained in Vesper. Unless that's a disguise kit.
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  14. wylwrk

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    Dear Page 3,

    Why you gotta suck up all the attention, eh? How is anyone supposed to compare to the likes of you when you're perfect all the time?
    Come on now, we both know Page 1 will always be #1 but, at least they don't run around rubbing everyone's nose in it like you do.


    Now look... I've been trying real, real hard to make something of myself lately. I think I've done some good and ya know what? Nobody is gonna see it because
    of you running around flapping your arms... "look at me.. look at me... I'm the center of the universe".

    FEH!

    I hate you. You were adopted.

    Sincerely,
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  15. Hadrian

    Hadrian Well-Known Member
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    *self edit for conformity to guidelines*

    @LanDarr is there a compiled thread with all the lol's of event pictures past - for those to simple to use the 'search' function, so they may rest their weary eyes?
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  16. Zyler

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    I've removed a large section of posts from this thread that were off topic and being used to brag about an accomplishment ingame rather than posting a picture and a story for the contest.

    Keep that in mind for any future posts. If you want to pat yourselves on the back so hard that you break your arm it is probably not related to the top shots contest.

    As for your other "statements" we have as many felucca aspects as our players allow...

    Breakable blessed items. Sure.

    Allowing players to act like absolute children in regards to breakable blessed items in a contest thread. Not so much. You are all adults. Act like it.
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  18. Hadrian

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    I understand 'pvp' battle collages are appropriate,
    I couldn't think of a better time swine to post this.

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  19. LanDarr

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    Please note, I normally do not vote and only do to break ties. In this case since my submissions were part of the ties, I did NOT vote at all.

    @Chris @Treasureman
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    And more. I have a head of his. Actually can't remember if it was Jack of Shadows or ShadowJack, but either way it recently changed to another name.
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