Unbiased analysis of Ninja Orc Klan [NOK]

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  1. Destruction

    Destruction Active Member

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    NINJA ORC KLAN
    An unbiased critical analysis

    The Ninja Orc Klan has something for everyone to hate. Some hate it because of how poorly they adhere to any known standard for what defines an orc. They don't speak orc, they don't have orc names, hell I don't even think they know what an orc is. Others hate it because they aren't really ninjas. First off, what is a ninja anyway in UO terms? It is that new age trammel loving nonsense none of us care to play.[​IMG]
    After all that is why we are all here right? UOR for life! Keep Ninjas out of our golden age of Ultima!
    But I must be fair! If you take time to look past the fact they aren't orcs or ninjas, you will find that...







    There is a still a shit ton of stuff wrong with the Ninja Orc Klan.
    Lets start with the leader. Most people assume Calypso is the guild leader right?
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    The infamous character that for some unknown reason, has animal lore and vet, but mysteriously no animal taming.
    (doesn't make sense to me either)
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    Ya, not the case. She is just the poster-child, Not that they have any real semblance of rank structure or military discipline what so ever. The real guild leader is actually Ninja!
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    Ninja, the only guild leader I know of who has GM herding!
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    This moron is by far the most pathetic character in the guild, and for NOK that is really saying something. Yet as horrible and silly as she is, Ninja is seriously the guild leader.
    And as if a bad leader was not enough, just wait until you see the guild house!
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    Quite literally the worst guild house on the entire server. Not only is it completely worthless, most people couldn't be paid enough gold to live there.
    It is located in the all time least desirable location on the map for goodness sake.
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    The Ninja Orc Klan has got to be the poorest bunch of scrubs on the server. They are so destitute they cant even afford clothing. At least you would think so, since they sure as hell never wear any.
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    I understand not having the best rare sandals, or neon hair, but these lunatics don't even have a death robe. Not only do they have absolutely zero shame about how financially unstable they are, they actually take pride in it! These idiots routinely refuse to loot anything what so ever, yet somehow are dumb enough to constantly burn regs and pots fighting monsters. They are the only people I know that go out and lose gold when they hunt! It just doesn't make sense.
    When the Ninja Orc Klan is not killing monsters for no loot, giving stuff away, or having their secret little rituals we all know they do...
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    (pretty sure they might worship a purple dress)
    they are probably trying to bother anyone on the server that is somehow more of a noob than they are. You can almost always find them hanging around (young) players. Ha, the blind leading the blind.
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    Fresh bulls anyone? What type of guild leader hangs around noobs herding bulls all day?
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    Who in Lord Blackthorns kingdom would want to join these losers? I can't even imagine but they somehow do have members. Tell you one thing, if someone wanted to join them, it would not be very hard. They take absolutely anyone, and I mean anyone. Even an alt character is like a godsend to them. They will take your grandma's mule character. They will take pets even they are so desperate for members. At one point 75% of their roster was made up of re-tamed bulls.
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    Im not sure they know what it means to turn someone down for membership.
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    Anyway that is just my unbiased fact based account of the Ninja Orc Klan

    Destruction
    Leader of the Samurai Orc Klan
    Sworn enemy of NOK
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2017
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  2. Vishakt

    Vishakt Well-Known Member
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    I have passed that desert house many times and sighed. No more. I have been won over. You still have to give tribute or die, but know this. While impaling you with a spear I'll be thinking...I really like these guys. Well the ninja orcs. I'm not sold on the Samurai orcs just yet.
  3. Magnolia

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    Unbiased? Yeah, right...

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