Uncle Donnies Going Away Event

U should go to occlo and find some noobies hunting skeletons or some shit and give the shit to them. U have all these people in here who already have all the shit they need and are being greedy and I bet they haven't ever even talked to u and now they are ur best friend cus u have shit to give away.

I barely speak english so i think i deserve some of that shit to improve my skills and pay school for my son.
I'd prefer ethy rides.

Best regards



I'm also one of the worst pvper in the shard, so i'm pretty sure you killed me several times, if you'll give me those ethy rides i'll forgive you for all

I'm your best friend and i'm you secret brother, if you will come in italy one day i'll invite you a pizza with beer and you'll never forget that day you met your secret brother

I'll pm you the secret meaning of life universe and everything else, i red it in a book and will be really useful in your future life out from UOR

I also know where you live so if you'll decide to give the ethy rides to another guy i'll spam your home adress in some gay fisting forum

My uncle is superman and i'm sure he'll be glad to shot a photo with you and hit hard that guy bullied you at school last year

Is this still going on! Because Uncle I need some love!

I'm not interested in the prizes... you made my life hell for some time. It's just game play. During this past Christmas event you and I worked together a few times. I don't like to see anyone leave, but if at some point you decide to come back message me in irc. I can atleast get help you get set back up somewhat.
Talk care : )

I am starting to play again.

Why should you give me this stuff?

We (cA) will put it to good use. I have little to no interest in money or rares. I keep a house, stocked with items I need to play like regs. Most everything else I have in my house is like 500 footstools and other non-valuable items for convenience. Ask @Telamon about the crazy mess in my house. Every penny I earn in UO gets paid straight back to the community in the form of tutorials/guides or funny adventure posts on the forums. In the past we have ran events giving away castles, hosted new players, and every cA member is ALWAYS willing to talk to you about stealing, scamming, and the game in general in an honest way to help players learn the game, and learn how to prevent theft and PK.

There is 0 chance that a donation to us will be used to purchase leet rares, or be horded away by a group that simply refreshes houses. When I quit last, my most valuable items went straight to Jupiter and the VoP community, the only other charitable group on UOR that I support. We help new players like @Air (Airframer) get started and interested in the game, I gave him a million gold because he was enthusiastic about the game, and here he is today, still playing UOR, and he wasn't a guildmate or anyone I have ever seen in game before.

Investing in the population isn't entirely courageous, it benefits me personally by attracting players to the game, and retaining them. My playstyle revolves around other players, and I am happy that each and every one of you play here, friend or "foe".

Shortly before I quit playing last time, I was starting up some fun events that everyone could enjoy. You can see some of them in the "adventure catalog" link on my signature. With that 5 million gold, plat, or whatever you care to donate to us, we will host similar events that everyone can attend that don't rely on being particularly good pvpers, clever thiefs, or masters of UO lore, they will be fun and creative events, guides, etc..

I believe there's very few people in the entire UO community that knows the mechanics as well as we do, save for maybe Kaivan and . I will earn riches very quickly anyway, and I will use it to run these events whether you gift us a donation or not. But if you want to make a donation to the bardic arts, we're more than happy to accept it.

I'm new-ish to the server and I don't really care where your stuff goes. I was given 100k when I started and the next day I honestly gave it to someone who hadn't played UO for long but expressed a genuine interest in having a character here. I'm not well off, but I finally bought my first tower I've ever owned in UO in ~18 years of playing. [I live small and simple.] I'll throw my hat in the ring for a request, but from what I've read in IRC and on the forums, you've done some shady shit. I can't tell you who you are, but you can prove who you are. The burden of proof rests on you. If I was given gold today and someone needed it in a worse way tomorrow, they wouldn't even have to ask. In place of asking for an item from your giveaway, I'd simply ask that you stay, and restore your name to former or new glory. UO is dying and it won't be here long enough to toss away an experience like this server has to offer on petty bullshit.

-joe

As i stand here cooking my morning weekend breakfast of eggs and sausage i found this post and felt compelled to respond. I've played on this server off and on for about 3 and a half years when i have time, but even though I don't know you or anything you may or may not have done. I still wish any player here the best of luck with any endeavor's and some day when you feel the "uo" itch come and say "hello!".

In the end it's a great game and a great server, with the amazing bonus of having the best community and staff.

i'm your father at least you can ask to confirm that

So everybody got their prizes right?

I got 1mill check for 50k raffle

the 50k raffle that was canceled??? lucky!

Oh my god your guild is -F- .... is that what I think it is? Do you know chad- and Finesse? Please send my love chad- a message of "please come back to us" from me.

You trouble maker, you!! You just want another keep, don't you?

Hi, btw!! Welcome back.

-F- for UO's Finest , its my guild ive had for a very long time. and no i dont remember a chad- but Finesse does sound familiar

This makes me sad. Oh well, I hope the spirit of chad- and finesse lives on through the name of your guild.

I'm your nephew. Family always gets dibs first.

You should donate it all to P/S and let them use it to help new players. They have a solid track record of doing just that. Most people here are very well off as it is.

I am not in P/S, but they helped me a lot when I started here. They should be credited with retaining a lot of existing players.

Anyone get any of this shit? Did Gambit even quit?

Did I win? Did anyone win?

Not this this shit again