UO:Renaissance - Thieving perfected (ongoing thread)

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  1. The Crooked Warden

    The Crooked Warden Well-Known Member

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    Rocking them in the top steal, just like to switch it up and walk around as a common peasant from time to time.
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    no peasant wears our hair like we do. +1 for modesty
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    Not long ago, the Warden had been targeted by two individuals while attempting reconnaissance of a large tower. With his pride injured, he vowed to repay the debt to the two men. A few days later while observing them from the shadows, he noticed an accompanying home in the vicinity that had been haphazardly secured. A few turns of his lockpicks saw him into the main foyer where he quickly relieved the men of a stash of power/vanq weapons, BODs, slayer instruments, slayer weapons, and regs. Returning home with the goods... the Warden didn't feel completely satisfied with the haul and returned to the drawing board.
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    I’ve made an Unfortunate appearance in like 3,4 posts in here. But is still my favorite thread hands down... keep up the robbing!!
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    Anyone else hit "new posts" see this threads been posted in and think "please not me, please not me, please not me" ?
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    Ever since I was made an appearance on here courtesy of @OptimisticSam this has been my favorite thread as well : )
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    Hello, hello, on the air the next release of light and dexterous thefts from the pockets of good and not so citizens! Do not snooze...

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    Brewing hot black tea in the evening by the fireplace, I like to remember my merry adventures and the hours spent in the shade! It's just impossible not to love ...


    Thank you and see you soon, God Bless UO:R!
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    Everytime. Though my name has popped up on here too many times ive pretty much become numb to losing things now.

    Think im gonna make 14 decoy houses, load them to the ceiling with nonsense and leave them unlocked. Yeaaaa, that oughta teach em!
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    Fortunately only 3 have stolen things from me that I know. Most have been on here!

    One was a MARVELOUS pick. Estimated 7 mil in bods. Yep. Let that one happen.

    @BlackEye raided a tamer quest once. Also stole my white nickels before

    And @The Crooked Warden has taken my plat


    No house robberies thank goodness. Yay for courtyard security!
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    Stealthing around snooping people i noticed this spooky looking fella snooping people in the plain open! I slowly worked my way over to him and noticed a CBD in his bag! I carefully walked away and mounted my horse out of sight, I then came running by and slipped it out of his back pocket and took off!
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    With unlicensed hunting occurrences on the rise in Sosaria, increased patrols of the land were mandated by Lord British himself. Hearing the call, the Warden set out to survey the lands South of Ice dungeon. Discovering a large tower that had been recently accessed by it's owner, The Warden lay in the shadows awaiting the return of the resident. After a few minutes, a man appeared who promptly entered the home and carelessly left the doors wide open as he rifled through his goods hoping for a quick return to his poaching ways. The Warden let himself in and began ransacking the house as quickly as possible, knowing the owner could discover him at any moment. He loaded up BOD's, leprechaun clothing/sandals, resources, treasure maps, mibs, ice white cloth, furniture dye tubs, and a few sets of lockpicking boxes and quickly dropped them off at his home. Unfortunately, the heist was interrupted as the poacher opened his doors to discover The Warden's blue portal in his main foyer. After a little razzle dazzle between the two, the homeowner was able to ban the servant of Lord British from his home.

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    @Pearl - As I said before, I would like to return your goods free of charge, please contact me so they can be delivered.
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    It was another night and poor me I was wandering around trying to beg even some bread and water to feed my children. When all of a sudden a mysterious magical gate appeared! I was so struck by its beauty that I thought it must be a sign from Telamon! I quickly dove in head first and came out on the other side seeing a very strong and mysterious creature being attacked by many powerful wizards riding mysterious magic beasts! Alas the dragon creature was slain and tens of thousands of gold poured from fiery flashes. Being so scared I quietly and inconspicuously stuck close many of the wizards whom were so worried about their new found riches they didn't notice little ol me helping myself to the prize!

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