Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    As you all probably know I'm quite a fan of the IRC chats and sometimes there are some real gems in there among the pooptates. SO! I've decided to start collecting them here -- like it or not. :D

    I'll obviously add to this as I see fit.

    First one to start us off a good one from tonight:

    [01] <Nars> wow i geeked out to long trying to build that fireplace
    [01] <Vlar> hehe
    [01] <Vlar> UO decorating can suck you in.
    [01] <Nars> staring a few inches from the screen for hours trying to click on flea sized pixels
    [01] <Vlar> ^ UO in a nutshell

    [01] * Vlar saves that quote
    [01] <Vlar> lol
  2. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [06] <Corruption> iirc, this will bring it to about 70k bandies I've brought
    [06] <Vlar> JEEZ.
    [06] <Vlar> That's like a 140k donation.
    [06] <Corruption> yea, I've been doing similar for night shifts, talked to quite a few ppl from it
    [06] <Corruption> interesting convos in there
    [06] <Vlar> Aye!
    [06] <Corruption> and I donated a 50k check for regs
    [06] * Voxxel[zzz] gives Corruption an adaboy
    [06] <Corruption> oh, not 13k, 18k
    [06] <Vlar> :D Corruption Lord of the Noobies.
    [06] <Corruption> whee
    [06] <Corruption> should be plenty to finish out the session
    [06] <Zyler> hope you GMd a healer Corruption
    [06] <Vlar> Oh yeah.
    [06] <Vlar> hehe
    [06] <Voxxel[zzz]> need to change your name from corrupt to sweet heart 8)
    [06] <Vlar> AWWWW!!!!!
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  3. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [07] <Gunne> ok my poisoner needs to go on suicide watch.
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  4. Vlar

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    This one is quite amazing -- a brief exchange was had with Godric and my cat Nibbles. I also found out she's been taking lots of screenshots on my warm keyboard.

    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> +
    [23] <&Godric> -
    [23] <&Godric> here kitty, kitty, kitty
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> 63+6 43re nm14444444
    [23] <&Godric> awwwwwwwww
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> \nbhzX
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> damn
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> cat is like trying to communicate
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> lol
    [23] <&Godric> yep
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> I turn around she gets on the keyboard and run back and forth
    [23] <~Vlar|zZz> like hey mofo
    [23] <&Godric> i thought that was awesome
    [23] <&Godric> i thought she might be trying to tell me you fell down a well
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    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [00] * Zyler goes back to jack'n
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    [16] <Dracula> you know someone told me to train mage with earthquake, and then I was on top of wbb and I thought... wtf earthquake does
    [16] <Dracula> and boom
    [16] <Dracula> Im retarded
  7. Pirul

    Pirul Well-Known Member

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    [01:56:20] <+Barak> 4 afk bump while fishing today lol
    [01:56:26] <+Barak> NSA is on me
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  8. Atraxi

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    <Atraxi> Kalid really pisses me off with that shit
    <Atraxi> "Pay me $20 for 90s tech"
    <Atraxi> haha
    <Xevec> nag screen?
    <Xevec> Oh I see the resitration screen
    <Atraxi> yeah
    <Atraxi> Kalid Mardam-Bey being the creator of mIRC
    <Atraxi> did I just punch my nerd card by recalling the name of the creator of mIRC from memory?
    <Atraxi> lol
    <Xevec> hell i wouldnt know
    <Atraxi> so is that a yes
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    <mutombo> why dont u freaking man up and complain with an idenity like me
  10. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    Some Gems i've collected over our first year.

    [15] <HateCrime> although my tamer made dreadlady :)
    [15] <grizzly> i used to kill escorts and healers for that
    [15] <qbradq> Killing escorts is a good way to go to jail
    [15] <qbradq> Hookers on the other hand, nobody cares about hookers :D
    [15] <grizzly> drag a bunch of escorts back to my house then nock them off

    [20] <Russell> I like that spot all the way north west of trinsic
    [20] <Russell> some scumbag blocking that tower spoit with a fucking patio
    [20] <Russell> thats decorated with 7 shades of down syndrome

    [04] <Godric> is the random lord of the abyss out in the woods part of the event?

    [12] <andrehicks> air conditioner store ill rent my whiffing services to cool the world of UO

    [00] <Russell> hatecrime so good I bet he doesnt even know where the npc healers are

    [21] <Zes> holy crap if you get your character completely drunk the leprechauns are not hidden
    [21] <Zes> rofl
    [21] <Tater> good find
    [21] <Tater> but you can't walk straight
    [21] <Tater> lol
    [21] <Russell> really?
    [21] <Caleb_Holman> holy crap seriously?
    [21] <Zes> wait maybe its irl drunk

    [02] <Blaise> you need a bit of luck not getting that crazy ass one we did
    [03] <Blaise> where literally over half a dozen AWs and Shadow Wyrms spawned
    [03] <Blaise> with balrons
    [03] <Blaise> it was madness
    [03] <Blaise> everyone died
    [03] <Blaise> we gave up
    [03] <Blaise> greatest TMap Hunt ever

    [02] <Tater> don't poop on my head and tell me its a hat
    [02] <Vlar> ^chainmail coif

    [18] <Kerigan> dont get mad when you fail a 4v1 gank, get even

    [00] <ShadowJack> Son of a dirty buttmonkey
    [00] <ShadowJack> I've been macroing stealth for 3 hours and didn't have any skills set to lower

    [19] <Wulver> it appears in your pack
    [19] <Wulver> it is the deers last ditch effort, to poop in your bag...
    (Referring to loot drops from christmas)

    [23] <Blaise> sweet, I've been trying to by a pile of dung for Shi No's head, but no such luck
    [23] <LudKrud> you caqn find his corpses all over sosaria
    [23] <LudKrud> no need to keep a head fresh
    [23] <LudKrud> just go pick a new one when you want it

    [14] <FishTaco> Im addicted to killing turkeys
    [14] <FishTaco> I like to kill one
    [14] <FishTaco> And then eat the drumstick in front of the others

    [00] * DarkWing gets out the crayola's for Blaise ... let me draw this out for you!
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  11. Atraxi

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    <+DaTamer> hey Atraxi, you own or have access to a large brick?
    <~Atraxi> negatory
    <+DaTamer> whats the largest thing you have access to?
    * ~Atraxi giggles at the innapropriate joke in his head
    <+DaTamer> lol

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    * Voxx[off] rolls over in bed and tells atraxi that willie went to eat
    * ~Atraxi wonders when Voxx got in his bed
    <~Atraxi> I didn't drink that much did I?
    <Voxx[off]> lol, i need to star rereading before i post lol
    <~Atraxi> haha
    <~Atraxi> dude...another quote for the forum
    <~Atraxi> ahahaha
    <Voxx[off]> oh great lol
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    [10:21:22] <Tater> i have an announcement
    [10:21:41] <Tater> poop
    [10:24:49] <klaus> tater can you do that again, but this time act it out?
    [10:26:32] <Tater> just did
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  13. Atraxi

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    <+DaTamer> I forgot how awesome Tang was
    <+DaTamer> need your opinion Atraxi
    <~Atraxi> uhhh
    <~Atraxi> well i haven't had Tang in a while
    <~Atraxi> but i guess it's consumable
    <+DaTamer> about housing
    <~Atraxi> rofl
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    [05:06:52] <~Atraxi> i'm screwing with this escort
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    10:08 < mutombo> i want to have a man feast
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    17:48 < Atraxi> omfg i so tired of fucking bones
    17:48 < Atraxi> no wait
    17:48 < Atraxi> i didn't mean that
    17:49 < Atraxi> how do i go back? erase what i said? no!
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    [20] <Zyler> so
    [20] <Zyler> chat prime tater
    [20] <Tater> of course
    [20] <Zyler> he is looking
    [20] <Zyler> 2-35-7
    [20] <Vlar> o_O
    [20] <Zyler> 1 is not
    [20] <Tater> i think hes broken
    [20] <Zyler> 2,3,5,7
    [20] <Vlar> LOL
    [20] <Tater> theres a glitch in the zyler
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    19:57 < Atraxi> Man this llama's tryin hard to get out
    19:57 < Atraxi> But i'm not finished with it

    And later:

    21:56 < Atraxi> I've got 69 with this llama
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    [21] * Corruption runs

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