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  1. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    Blame the victim eh? :)

    I don't think we should necessarily blame the victim entirely, lets not go that far. But what I'd like to see, and I'm sure a lot of the PK's would actually like to see this as well, is some retaliation. If you've banked your gold every 1-2k you'll be in a better position mentally and weight wise to fight back.

    I try to inspire people to learn how to hunt/farm/whatever, so that they can be prepared to attack back.

    I used to think that what bugged me most about PK's was the thought of somebody laughing at my dead body on the other side of a screen somewhere. But I've realized, the thing that really bugs me, is that in most cases they win because I wasn't even trying to fight back. For many in UO there is no 'Fight or Flight' it's just "Flight".
    Jupiter, Jun 20, 2014
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  2. Roadie

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    I'm not blaming the individual victims so much as the playstyle which encourages people to be victims. TBH, I don't think PK's would be so prevalent if every time they killed someone, all they got was 1-2 kills worth of gold, and 10 of each reg. Especially if they know that instead of coming to the forums or IRC to cry the sweet tears they love so much, that you just used another toon to gate you back to town, res'd up, and recouped your losses in like 5 mins. Living well is the best revenge after all. They'd be a really rare breed if most people rolled 3-4 deep into dungeons, and they knew there was a good chance that group would queue up mana drains and flamestrikes the moment a red name appeared, going for broke just to get one of them into statloss.

    And let's be honest here. There's no real reason to PK other than the thrill, the tears, and loot pinatas. No one is sitting at their keyboard all stoic and blank-faced, doing their due diligence as a PK just to keep the economy in balance, or add a sense of danger to the dungeon for the benefit of other players. By not being a good victim, you make PK'ing a difficult choice of profession.
    Roadie, Jun 21, 2014
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  3. Xegugg

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    Hijack elsewhere!
    Xegugg, Jun 21, 2014
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  4. Basoosh

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    [12:49] <~Telamon> My wife has given me the "why are we waiting to eat while the computer makes terrible animal dying sounds" look so thats all for now
    Basoosh, Jul 12, 2014
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  5. LanDarr

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    Self-Posting....

    [21:14:11] <Peace> one of my fav rubs is from my ex mother inlaws husband
    LanDarr, Jul 16, 2014
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  6. Chris

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    [14:41] <STAVROGIN> selling nightmares and dragons
    [14:41] <gunne> Why would I want to buy a nightmare?
    [14:41] <gunne> Those things haunt you in the sleep.
    [14:42] <STAVROGIN> selling hopes and fears
    Chris, Jul 19, 2014
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  7. Chris

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    [14:32] <Wodan> Catalina: try some mines or occlo after porky went through
    [14:32] <Wodan> hey barty
    [14:33] <bartimus> still mining these days wodan?
    [14:33] <Wodan> LOL
    [14:33] * bartimus chuckles
    [14:33] <bartimus> good joke i know ;)
    [14:33] <Wodan> i rather shoot myself in the face wiht a shotgun
    [14:34] <~Telamon> Catalina i dont think there are any naturally spawning pack animals
    [14:34] <~Telamon> but plenty of vets would be happy to gift you one im sure
    [14:34] <Wodan> nooooo don't spoil noobs. they will grow up to become KTT members
    [14:34] <Xegugg> i can buy you a pack horse
    [14:35] <bartimus> Already on it ;)
    [14:35] <Xegugg> bah!
    [14:35] <Wodan> pff i once tamed Tsarkon a llama
    [14:35] <Xegugg> mine would of been better
    [14:36] <Catalina> Thank you kindly. One day when I get a decent foothold here I will return the favor to you and newbies
    [14:36] <Wodan> he called me a hippie and pked me after the transfer
    Chris, Jul 22, 2014
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  8. Dalavar

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    Always knew deep down Chris supported PKing, and now we finally have the proof. No wonder your forum name is RED.
    Dalavar, Jul 22, 2014
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  9. Tsarkon

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    In a guard zone, with a newbie dagger, on my mage with no fencing or tactics, and I didn't get guard whacked.

    Would have killed him prior to the transfer but I really wanted that llama.
    Tsarkon, Jul 23, 2014
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  10. Chris

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    [19:14] <Dracula> !seen Dracula
    [19:14] <@Renaissance> Dracula, go look in a mirror.
    [19:14] <Ervin> youre so corny lol
    [19:14] <@DarkWing> hmmmm
    [19:14] <@DarkWing> guess that wouldn't work
    [19:14] <@DarkWing> Dracula doesn't have a reflection
    [19:14] <Dracula> hahahahah
    Chris, Jul 24, 2014
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  11. Chris

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    [15:56] <~Telamon> Welcome to UO Renaissance Blackrose
    [15:57] <BlackRose> hi telamon
    [15:58] <Tsarkon> UO: Renaissance: where the cotton is free, the ale flows like water, and wodan is still a dirty little jerk
    [15:58] <Tsarkon> i mean, HIIIII wodan! <3
    [15:58] <Wodan> pfff go shag a llama
    [15:58] <Tsarkon> sure. tame me another?
    [15:58] <Wodan> i mean hiiii Tsarkon
    [15:59] <Wodan> naw man i saw the last one i tamed you in the animal shelter. even the pacificst vegan hippie there said it would be better to kill that llama to put an end to it's misery
    [16:01] <Tsarkon> that llama wasn't right in the head. probably due to the copious amounts of "wodan time" it had before you transferred it to me.
    [16:01] <Wodan> pfff little known fact I recieve a 15% provision from all the organs pork fried rice farms from slaughtering the noobs farming in my house. he's even co-owned so he can stash surplus organs in the secure container
    [16:01] <Tsarkon> poor thing
    [16:02] <Wodan> "wodan time" ? you paid me extra for a "trained llama" ... i didn't enjoy what i was doing
    [16:02] <Wodan> you gave me written instructions what to do
    [16:02] <Tsarkon> you and i have differing definitions of the word "trained", sir
    [16:02] <Wodan> some hand drawings
    [16:03] <Wodan> one of my kids saw those drawings, he's been sick since
    [16:03] <Tsarkon> hey, i gave you visual representations. they were even artsy.
    [16:03] <Tsarkon> some watercolors, a few charcoal drawings, some candid photographs. what more did you want?
    Chris, Jul 30, 2014
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  12. Chris

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    [23:07] <Finley> What the hell is a blistering gargoyle
    [23:08] <Basoosh> a gargoyle with skin problems
    [23:08] <Finley> hehe
    Chris, Aug 5, 2014
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  13. Basoosh

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    [09:22] <GideonJura> I HOPE YOU'VE HAD YOUR COFFEE UOR BECAUSE ITS TIME TO GET FIRED UP!!!! FREESIST, GUIDE WRITING CONTEST, SCAVENGER HUNTS, LARGE KEEP SALE EXTRAVAGANZA, HOUSE DECO CONTEST AND DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!! AUGUST IS AWESOME AND IM OUT BWYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    [09:22] <Pill> :(
    [09:22] <Wodan> how could we have had our coffees if you obviously just had all the coffee in the world GideonJura ?
    Basoosh, Aug 12, 2014
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  14. Zyler

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    [17:17:00] <GideonTheHypeTrain> HELL YA ITS FRIDAY LETS FIRE IT UP UOR!!!!
    [17:17:01] GideonTheHypeTrain was kicked by DarkWing{afk} (Caps abuse - 100%).
    [17:17:09] <Zyler> LOL
    [17:17:13] <VonPrejselberg> haha
    [17:17:24] <VonPrejselberg> Short hype
    Zyler, Aug 15, 2014
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  15. Chris

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    [20:10] <Owned_By_A_Girl> How many LesClaypools are there?
    [20:10] * DarkWing sets mode: +v Tradebot
    [20:10] <PuntSpeedChunk> millions
    [20:10] <PuntSpeedChunk> trillions even
    [20:10] <TrojanCow> I am Les Claypool.
    [20:10] <Hazy> bazillions
    [20:10] <Owned_By_A_Girl> :(
    [20:11] <TrojanCow> The thing with Les Claypools is that you never get them wet.
    [20:11] <@DarkWing> or feed them after midnight
    [20:12] <TrojanCow> ^
    Chris, Aug 18, 2014
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    [14:44] <Ker> ok!
    [14:44] <Ker> 10
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    [14:44] *** Ker was kicked from #Renaissance by Renaissance (flood)
    Basoosh, Aug 23, 2014
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  17. Jack of Shadows

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    <Luthor> I find it hard to believe that an IRC room full of people playing a game from 1999 on Saturday night doesn't know where I can find some sex.
    Jack of Shadows, Aug 24, 2014
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  18. Samorite

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    [21:22] * Blaise facepalms
    [21:23] <Blaise> none of that makes sense. Yes or no, did you search for %appdata%\Razor\Macros
    [21:23] * @Samorite passes Blaise a cookie
    [21:23] * Hazy smacks cookie on the floor and steps on it
    [21:24] <@Samorite> ^ :p
    [21:24] * Quits: Russell (~russell@Chat4all-582A6B28.cntcnh.broadband.dynamic.tds.net) (Ping timeout)
    [21:24] <Driu> i need found ºmacros
    [21:24] <~Telamon> Start simple, Windows Key + R
    [21:24] <Driu> \macros
    [21:24] <~Telamon> type %appdata%
    [21:24] <~Telamon> hit enter
    [21:24] <Blaise> ok, so you found the Macros folder
    [21:24] <Driu> its ok
    [21:24] <Blaise> is it empty?
    [21:24] * Quits: Finley (~Finley@Chat4all-6B33033F.hsd1.in.comcast.net) (Ping timeout)
    [21:24] <Driu> no
    [21:24] <Driu> i have razor carpet
    [21:25] <Blaise> wtf
    [21:25] <Driu> foulder
    [21:25] <Blaise> carpet?
    [21:25] <Driu> directory
    [21:25] <Blaise> I swear you're trolling me
    [21:25] <Blaise> hahaha
    [21:25] <Blaise> carpet?
    [21:25] <Driu> non
    [21:25] <Driu> my engliush is bad
    [21:25] <Driu> english
    [21:25] <Blaise> ok, I'm still trying to help
    [21:25] <Driu> but i,m not trolling
    [21:25] <Blaise> :)
    Samorite, Aug 24, 2014
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    16:29:46] <GideonBringinHYPEcirca2012> EL HYPE TRAINO!!!!!!! Comigo UOR! Si!!!!!!
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    Zyler, Aug 24, 2014
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    [07:50] <Peace> In a related story, Peace had thrown his interior decorator from the top of WYNB HQ & Sweatshop...
    [07:50] <Peace> mind the mess till the wolves come and eat the carcass
    Vlar, Aug 29, 2014
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