Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

That Turalton muppet has nothing good to say.

01:16 < Wodan> pro tip: only 33% of a girls holes bear the risk of a pregnancy

19:31 < Westra> People seem to forget this is family chat when picking nicks
19:32 < Vlar> or if they are Russell.
19:32 < Westra> yeah I know kids use/know/etc tons of offensive stuff
19:32 < Russell> im way worse than that fake ass american dick

[00] <Gideon-AFK> fyi: we got dead peopel in the people corral
[00] <Gideon-AFK> duno if that's cool or w/e
[00] <HateCrimeGaming> depends if your alive, or if your the dead person
[00] <Vlar> !
[00] <giant_afro> can someone ress my chars?
[00] <Vlar> LOL
[00] <Gideon-AFK> lol.
[00] <Vlar> Awesome IRC exchange.
[00] <HateCrimeGaming> like that ^
[00] * Vlar copy pastes to his thread
[00] <giant_afro> electric wizard and black dynomite are my chars
[00] <Gideon-AFK> literaly lold

[01] <Atraxi> i thought you could only target a thief after a certain point
[01] <Cherie> tried that
[01] <HateCrimeGaming> Target Avery then, she stole my heart.

[09:09:29] <Wodan> Too bad UO lacks any kind of sexual interaction. I would love to have some pregnant female chars. If you kill them, you get 2 counts heheh

[01] <GideonJura> got gangbanged by 3 deer and lost

* Blaise hands bartimus a teddybear
* bart_ZzZ cuddles up with Teddybear
* Atraxi is now known as Teddybear
* Avery tucks bart in
* bart_ZzZ lets thumb slip into mouth and drifts off into peaceful sleep
<HateCrimeGaming> w. t. f.

01:17 < GideonJura> my most critical supplies in uor: 5 fishsteaks, 2 small wooden tables, 1 hatchet, and my interior decorator
01:17 < `L> my most critical supplies in uor: your supplies in uor

01:31 < HateCrimeGaming> fucking nacho sauce addiction
01:31 < `L> salsa con queso is my weakness
01:31 < HateCrimeGaming> oh man
01:31 < HateCrimeGaming> hell yes
01:31 < HateCrimeGaming> real con queso... omg
01:31 < HateCrimeGaming> Mother natures jizz
01:32 < snap> mother natures?
01:32 < `L>
01:32 < HateCrimeGaming> well not really
01:32 < Mes> i thought jizz was mother nature's jizz
01:32 < snap> I've yet to see a queso tree.

* Vlar has no chance of taming this Atraxi

<Vlar> I demand Telamon sacrafice a few noobies to the UO gods.
* Wulverski throws Vlar into the pits
<Telamon> I tried, blaise is apparently fireproof

[23] <Russell> I hvae multiple personalities , problem is they are all in the "other" head

[00] <bartimus> if you have a smalled brain doesnt that focus your potential learning abilities making you more intelligent?

It don't know it mighted.

too high to hop into the middle of irc and not wtf at

[02:36:42] <Corruption> 'auto close, ya doof'
[02:36:48] <Corruption> Atraxi: its obviously filthy
[02:36:55] <Corruption> the contact isn't connecting
[02:36:56] <Atraxi> the "" key i a hotkey for a pell.  i need that key!  what hall i do without it!
[02:36:59] <Corruption> take the cap off and clean it
[02:37:10] <HateCrimeGaming> rofl
[02:37:16] <HateCrimeGaming> wonder why that key is sticky and full of dirt.
[02:37:24] <Corruption> fried chicken and porno, hate
[02:37:25] <Wodan> just get proper 20 button mouse and assign all the F-keys
[02:37:26] <Atraxi> he ells eahell by the eahore
[02:37:26] <Corruption> fried chicken and porno

[02] <Atraxi> corruption what did you make me do
[02] <Atraxi> i think i broke it
[02] <Vlar> lol
[02] * Corruption shakes his head
[02] <Wodan> nice setup Corruption, i'm running a G600 and a G13 .. logitech yey !
[02] <Atraxi> now my hitty computer i wore than it wa before
[02] <Vlar> Atraxi.
[02] <Vlar> What'd you do?
[02] <Corruption> and here I am, assuming you know how to open a key to clean its contacts
[02] <Gunne> Otis
[02] <Corruption> thats what I get for assuming.
[02] <Gunne> you see my horse?
[02] <Vlar> What'd he do?
[02] <Corruption> Vlar: I think he took a pickaxe to his S key
[02] <Vlar> LMFAO
[02] <Atraxi> i know how to clean a keyboard
[02] <Corruption> MINE THE MOTHERFUCKER
[02] <Atraxi> i ued to do it for fun
[02] * Vlar got spittle on monitor laughing
[02] <Atraxi> becaue i wa bored
[02] <Vlar> LMFAOOOOOOOO
[02] <Corruption> *crunchcrunchcrunch*
[02] <Atraxi> now you made me break it you hithead
[02] <Atraxi> you uck
[02] <Corruption> Wodan: I considered both, but then a steal came up for refurb'd razer gear
[02] <Corruption> so I went razer instead
[02] <Atraxi> i'm miing a key now
[02] <Atraxi>

02:13 < Atraxi> i only like nascar

<Slovy> tell my boyfriend to come farm with me on zenvera
<Atraxi> ...
<Atraxi> wait what?
<Slovy> omfg
<Atraxi> you have a boyfriend?
<Slovy> NO
<Slovy> WTF
<Slovy> NO
* Atraxi pms Slovy
<Slovy> that was my gf typing on my shit lol
<Slovy> LMFAO
<Slovy> wtf?
<Atraxi> sure it was
<Slovy> NO!
<HateCrimeGaming> atraxi is interestes Slovy
<Slovy> tis true
<Atraxi> no wait i have to quote that
<Slovy> i am his girlfriends
<Atraxi> sure you are
<Slovy> girlfriend
<Slovy> if there were more than one of me id kill him
<Slovy> irl
<Atraxi> mmm hmm
<HateCrimeGaming> Split personality 4tw
<Slovy> but yeah this bastard plays with yall to much
<Atraxi> good save, girlfriend
<Slovy> anyway.... lol
<Godric> lol
<Atraxi> slovy came out, then ran back in
<Atraxi> wtf
<Slovy> LOL

<~Telamon> Its not how fast your hose is, its how you use it

<Gunne> nah i aint no troll.
<Gunne> s3x all day.
<Mes> in your butt
<Gunne> yeah ok.