Hail travelers of Sosaria! It is I, a Sheepdog. I have a Log Cabin for you. Come with me on a journey of extra, unnecessary words that serve the sole purpose of bulking out my sales thread. Gentleman, picture - if you will - the scene. You awake from your slumber, head pounding from the Jaeger bombs and god knows what else the night before, Papa John's pizza boxes litter the floor along side crushed cans and a traffic cone, the foil lid to a garlic and herb dipping sauce stuck fast to your chest hair. Nausea becomes overwhelming - you are going to be sick but your abode is commode free, you sprint forwards, one hand covering your mouth the other out stretched towards the wooden door, you throw the door open...... And take a look at this prime real estate! Yes travelers, this 8x13 tile, 3 securable containing, waterfront, island abode is for sale, you are not dreaming. Just 1 tile separates your front porch from the sea, 3 tiles between the sea and your upper balcony, take in some of that fresh sea air and ocean spray! Situated on the small piece of land known as horseshoe island, popular with people who enjoy peace, quiet, orgies and weed* The only visitors you'll get on the island are invited guests and passing treasure hunters. Become the hermit you've always wanted to be. SB: 150k BI: Minnimum 10k BO: N/A Private Bids: Accepted Plat Value: 8k H Coin Value 6.5k Auction ends when highest bid remains unchallenged for 24 hours. Good luck! *I assumed orgies and weed because all the doors were locked and it smelt great.
That introduction was overly descriptive. Perhaps talking from personal experience? Lovely location, that really is water front
Haha, no it was complete fabrication. It was in fact the foil lid from a BBQ dipping pot. Not garlic and herb as previously stated. I just wanted to appear cool on the internet.
Still got this beauty, I'm not dropping the price, this is an island house, never seen another player on it, at least once a day I come here and kill an elf or two or a reindeer that spawns in the middle of the island. Buy this house and become a recluse.
