You Know You're Addicted to UO:R When...

you might like to hang out on the frozen shores north of Papua a lot f frost trolls, snow eles, and frozen ogre lords live there.

Trying to provoke two ducks to fight while camping with the kiddos on spring break...only to receive the "thought" your music fails to incite anger.

When you tell yourself that you are simply going to log on and check for BODs/make sure your houses are locked, then log off or set a macro and go to bed.

Then, at 5am, your girlfriend stumbles out of bed, gives you a disgusted look and starts brewing coffee.

You've made a 20 book rune library for every house you own. Each Character has 5-6 runebooks in their bank. Each one of those character's runebooks match with each other character. Each character has a pair of newbied scissors, a dagger and hatchet (mine also carry newbied leather gloves). The display and counters part of razor is filled out perfectly for each character template. Each bank, backpack, and container is organized in exactly the same way as the others. (UO gave me OCD).

Noob is a perfectly acceptable real life comment to use in a variety of situations in which someone is no good at something.

All my chars own houses so I cant even 'flip' them for different newbie items.

My heart bleeds for you........

Yeah let me know if you want something Wise I could maybe do a couple flips before I start finishing out my last 4 characters!!!!

Couple pairs of newbie scissors would be amazing!

You Know You're Addicted to UO:R When...

You think of Jupiter as a mage instead of a planet.

You noticed a plot of land while driving and think "A small could fit there"

You notice that the back of your RL house faces north and the front door faces south.

You tell someone to leave the room by saying Remove Thyself.

Crusader! Bioforge! Classics... I am pretty sure I still have those on a CD spindle somewhere!

Thanks the trip down memory lane.

You know you're addicted to UOR when you have nightmares about someone gating into your previously "secure" courtyard. #lastnightsnightmare

rofl.

When you take your family on a trip to Disney World for 3 nights and 4 days, you have a 9 year old, 8 year old, 5 year old, and an 8 month old PLUS WIFE, and still find time to check the forums for the latest gossip/news!

When the first question you ask about the hotel you'll be staying in for a few nights is "Do they have good wifi?" wife answers "Not sure" me" can you call them and ask please? Make sure it's gaming worthy."

You're seriously UO:R addicted when you start table-walling the doors in your real house.

When you start pressing on backpacks and other containers to see how full and heavy they are

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.. when you try to right-click a windows program to make it go away.

You keep getting caught on your phone at work because you keep checking your public character profile to see how your macro is doing and what your skills are at.

You know you're addicted to UOR when you're not sure how to react to a dream with shipwreck krakens in it.