Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

I don't get it, why would the interior decorator tool leave a carcass?

Are you ready to go to school folks? Hop on the HYPE TRAIN, it's gonna chu-chu-chug you to HYPE School too!.

Peace just friggin anthropomorphized an interior decorator. In a sense, he brought an inanimate object to life and gave it a full corporeal existence in our universe! (and then he immediately murdered this miraculous creation by throwing it out a window....)

What kind of power does this Yew Merchant posses?!?!!?

[23:35] <Russell> whatchu mean I surround myself with nice things
[23:35] <Russell> ....that I make
[23:35] <Vlar> from the pieces of the nice things everyone used to have...
[23:35] <Russell> exactly

[04:16] <Helftan> i remember seing someone when i was a kid, playing uo on 5 computers, all the computers had naked men in caves mining ore.
[04:16] <Helftan> i thought it was a game about slavery

^Fella is new but out the gates strong. xD

[04:21] <Basoosh> ok, who wants to live-action-roleplay some 'naked guys in caves' with me?

Re: Sunday Sprints (http://uorforum.com/threads/come-ra...8-31-14-update-500k-gold-prizes-30-plat.6420/)

[03:41] <Vlar|AFK> Gideon won so bad it totally confused me.
[03:41] <Vlar|AFK> He ran a whole extra lap.
[03:44] <~Telamon> Someone needs to test gideon for performance enhancing pixels

*combines two*

[21:39:18] <Lightshade> I don't know much about PvP, but I have participated in the decimation of some of the l337 PvP'ers on this shard with 70 Magery characters.

[22:08] <Mindless> You think people who don't have a sex life don't think about titties?
[22:08] <Mindless> lol
[22:08] <Vlar> i honestly think
[22:08] <Vlar> speaking of boobs
[22:08] <Vlar> crime was down last night
[22:09] <Vlar> for reasons obvious
[22:09] <Mob> JLaw?
[22:09] <Vlar> aye
[22:09] <PuntSpeedChunk> THE FAPPENING!!!!!
[22:09] <Vlar> lmfao
[22:09] <Vlar> precisely

<Daakkon>I need balls
<Daakkon>*bulls
<Russell>I bet you do
<Russell>right on your face?

<~Telamon> im old school, my friends used to give me crap that if someone stole my car, you would be able to tell because of the cyndi lauper cd's left in its place

[23:51] <Uthgard> agro broken here? i ran across the map. came back 15 mins later. and the same mob is still chasing me.
[23:51] <~Telamon> YOu must smell reallly nice

[05:17] <NathanUOR> it went from my forearm to my head. no joke
[05:17] <NathanUOR> it was in my hair

[06:11:10] <Bogugh> When I stopped playing UOSA I wrote a song called "there was a patch" to the beat of monster mash
[06:11:25] <Bogugh> listing all of the various ways I had been patch-f'd over the years

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[01:25] <@DarkWing> anyone have tips on working Disarm Trap? once you hit 98.0?
[01:26] <Wodan> yeah get some crystal meth and gm tonight

[23:36] <Jebidiah> you know you want to read the Newest rag for UORenaissance ever!! http://uorforum.com/threads/the-sosarian-sentinel-ed-2.6624/
[23:36] <Jebidiah> Also looking for people to submit personal ads

<SyphilisJack> if i'm feeling nostaligic about town killing I just log into second age and abuse their era accuracy lol

<Wodan> people would corp-por their grandmother for an edge in combat

Somebody sent me this. I have no idea when it was from though.


[11:31:23] <Curlz> Pork Fried rice
[11:31:32] Poison joined the channel.
[11:31:56] <WISEALLCAPSCAUSETHEHYPEISREAL> Pork killed my afk house refresher and stole my runebook
[11:32:20] <WISEALLCAPSCAUSETHEHYPEISREAL> good thing i got about 20 back up books cause THE HYPE WARNED ME
[11:32:40] <GideonBRINGINtheHYPE> hahaha
[11:32:48] <GideonBRINGINtheHYPE> dude backup runebooks are legit, i need to make some
[11:32:53] <WISEALLCAPSCAUSETHEHYPEISREAL> you know por is HYPE cause hes PKING at 10AM SAT
[11:33:08] Flux has quit (Quit: ).
[11:33:09] <GideonBRINGINtheHYPE> hahaha dude that guy is the morning terrorist of uor
[11:33:35] <WISEALLCAPSCAUSETHEHYPEISREAL> one thing he cant terrorize is the HYPETRAIN WHAAAAAAT
[11:33:37] <GideonBRINGINtheHYPE> he's like HOPE YOU HAD YOUR COFFEE UOR BC I HAD MINE AT 2AM COMIN AT YOUR AFK DUDEZ - HIDE YOUR REGS HIDE YOUR SCRIBES
[11:34:10] <Curlz> he droped me hardcore
[11:34:31] <Curlz> just a legit droped me
[11:35:06] Vermasis has quit (Quit: ).
[11:35:17] <UOR_2119> We need to unite like angry villages and go to his castle with torches and pitchforks
[11:35:22] <UOR_2119> villagers
[11:35:22] <Curlz> told me if i made it too my corpse i could keep my rune book and wasnt no rune book on my body =/

All hail the HYPE train?