Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Wise

    Wise Well-Known Member
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    [19:47:58] <Naitachal> would be cool if archery had some kind of special attack to put it back in the game. i mean this is "Britain" after all.. longbows should be a big part of the pre-gunpowder age
    [19:51:16] <Andersonius> I would imagine somewhere down the line something may be added, wait for fletching BODs to start and whatnot
    [19:51:27] <Andersonius> there is a lot of content still in the works
    [19:52:13] Xegugg locks on target, shoots
    [19:52:59] Hydrox joined the channel.
    [19:53:19] <Bates> If we are going for historic Ultima comments I want my Aircar and Laser Gun from Ultima I
    [19:54:21] <Bates> We were well advanced of Gun Powder at one point then fell down hard into the current dark ages.
    [19:54:40] <~Telamon> Ill get right on that
    [19:54:57] <~Telamon> Once I finish coding the hoe of destruction and the Kilrathi cruiser from U7
    [19:55:05] <Andersonius> lol
    [19:55:21] <Bates> Heheheh
    [19:55:23] <Andersonius> wow that took me back
    [19:55:43] <Xegugg> can you make stealth not have 10 steps too
    [19:55:47] <~Telamon> http://ultima.wikia.com/wiki/Hoe_of_Destruction
    [19:55:50] <Bates> Does that mean you'll bring back the Bobbit's?
    [19:55:54] <Xegugg> just be endless!
    [19:56:22] <Random> hehe
    [19:56:46] <Wise> I thought you were talking about my ex Telamon
    [19:56:47] <Xegugg> it would be a hell of a lot easier to get the squad to the targets faster
    [19:56:49] <Random> Could you add a magic carpet buss between magincia and Nujelm while you at it ?
    [19:58:06] <Xegugg> we need unicorns, they are so tacky but you know everyone will own one
    [19:58:35] <Bates> Only the Virgins, so about half the Player base.
    [19:58:59] <~Telamon> hah, that is the best ex nickname ever
    Wise, Jan 19, 2015
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  2. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <Bates> Nathan, I'd say I'm competing for Vlar's Quotes post, but I don't talk nearly as much as Blaise.
    <Xegugg> no one does
    Vlar, Jan 19, 2015
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  3. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [19:44] <CaptainMorgan> bot down, bot down
    [19:44] <AnRobot> pray for me, not sure ill survive the night with this ping
    [19:45] * Eliore crosses fingers
    [19:45] <AnRobot> ha!
    [19:45] <@DarkWing> change ya name to PK Bait
    [19:46] <AnRobot> lol, thats my guild title
    [19:49] <AnRobot> praise be thy name
    [19:49] <AnRobot> ahmen
    [19:50] <NathanUOR> ramen
    [19:51] <AnRobot> everybody loves ramen
    [19:52] <AnRobot> good show
    [19:52] <NathanUOR> i was referring to the flying spaghetti monster
    [19:53] <Vlar> xD
    [19:53] <AnRobot> who is that
    [19:53] <AnRobot> sounds like something off that show big bang theory
    [19:53] <NathanUOR> he clearly hasn't touched you with his noodly appendage
    [19:53] <AnRobot> im down for that
    [19:53] <NathanUOR> he is the creator of all...
    [19:54] <NathanUOR> on a serious note... anyone want to teach me pvp?
    [19:54] <NathanUOR> lol
    [19:54] <AnRobot> dude this irc channel is for uo renaissance
    [19:54] <Bates> As an Ordained Pastafarian, we must all bow down to the Flying Spaghetti Monster....
    [19:54] <AnRobot> no jaysus talk
    [19:54] <NathanUOR> +1 bates
    [19:55] <AnRobot> blasfemy
    Chris, Jan 19, 2015
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  4. Vlar

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    <Westra> go to pvp channel Blaise, you might read lot worse lol
    <Blaise> nah, I that's like a dive bar
    <Blaise> I'm a respectable adult
    <Blaise> :p
    <Westra> not been on that channel, so don't know
    <Westra> :p raise ya one :p
    <@DarkWing> you have Shadowjack and Russell in uorpvp
    * fwerp jumps for joy
    <Westra> lol what a combo lol
    <fwerp> i'll take things that are worse than mangling your scrotum for 300 alex
    * DarkWing sets mode: +b *!*@Chat4all-30C87242.c3-0.abr-ubr1.sbo-abr.ma.cable.rcn.com
    * fwerp was kicked by DarkWing (~ 15 Minute Ban ~ Please Review the IRC Policies http://uorforum.com/threads/renaissance-irc-channels-policy-update.4245/)
    <Westra> lol
    <Bogugh> You've hit the daily double!
    Vlar, Jan 20, 2015
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  5. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <Naitachal> anyone want to do the newbie dungeons with me in occolo?
    <Pill> I can     run you through if you want
    Vlar, Jan 21, 2015
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    [19:41] <NathanUOR> are orcs good cooks?
    [19:42] <@DarkWing> you like horse meat?
    [19:42] <NathanUOR> i'll order out.
    Cynic, Jan 22, 2015
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    vlarquote.png
    Random, Jan 23, 2015
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  8. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    I had told a new player to join our IRC sometime, then I saw this a while later:

    <UOR_350> #stormhold
    <Mes> #ogrimmar
    <UOR_350> #stormhold
    <PaxRomain> #paxlair
    <Mes> #ironforge

    Thanks for being so helpful fellas! :D
    Vlar, Jan 24, 2015
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  9. Godric Greycliff

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    Yeah, he never made it in.
    Godric Greycliff, Jan 24, 2015
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  10. Vlar

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    <Balroc> anyone have a jwilson for sale, my mare just gobbled one up by accident
    Vlar, Jan 24, 2015
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  11. Zyler

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    This is ingame but worthy....


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    Zyler, Jan 26, 2015
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  12. Vlar

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    [00:57:58] <~Telamon> WElcome to UO Renaissance Newb
    Vlar, Jan 28, 2015
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  13. Chris

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    [18:59] <amfeKk> one handed ctf ftw
    [19:00] * Pixelclicker (~Pixelclic@Chat4all-4546AFA.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #Renaissance
    [19:00] * Quayle-afk is now known as Quayle
    [19:00] <Norick[DF]> Skills acquired with risque irc chats, amfeKk?
    [19:01] <Fullmetal> wouldn't that be the "gimp" team?
    [19:01] <Blaise> hahahaha
    [19:01] <Blaise> well played Norick
    [19:01] <amfeKk> lol
    [19:01] <Blaise> keep talking, almost there
    [19:01] <Norick[DF]> Lol
    [19:01] <Blaise> I need you tonight
    [19:01] <Blaise> cuz I'm not sleepin
    [19:01] <Blaise> hahaha
    [19:01] <Norick[DF]> I put on my wizard hat!
    [19:02] <Blaise> I cast level 1000 eroticism and you turn into a real beautiful woman!
    [19:02] <Fullmetal> or GMILF!
    [19:02] <Blaise> wtf is a gmilf
    [19:02] * Fullmetal hides
    [19:02] <Blaise> grandmother?
    [19:02] <Norick[DF]> This isn't even my final form
    [19:02] <Fullmetal> yup
    [19:02] <~Telamon> hah Norick
    Chris, Jan 29, 2015
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  14. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <Kane> am i the only one who feels like theyre constantly playing "where's waldo" with the id wand in their pack?
    Vlar, Feb 4, 2015
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    * Hellpumpkin (~8A6032.B9A2D0A5.IP) Quit (Quit: Copywight 2007 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.)
    <PaddyOBrien> ^lol
    <Rick-OConnell> best quit message ive seen in a while
    <~Telamon> hah
    Vlar, Feb 5, 2015
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    FIXED

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  17. Vlar

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    OVER THE LINE!!!!!!

    Mark it zero TelamoN!!! MARK IT ZERO!
    Vlar, Feb 5, 2015
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    This one is courtesy of Vlar himself...


    <Vlar> I tell ya the shard is hopin' for a Saturday mornin' man
    <Mindless> This is Mindless, reporting from the future, Sunday's good too!
    <CaptainMorgan> I think you may have blacked out and missed a day
    <Nars> lol
    <Vlar> lol
    <Odonuts> lol wat? saturday morning?
    <Vlar> Damn.
    <Vlar> I wish the aliens would leave a note when they do that too me..
    CaptainMorgan, Feb 8, 2015
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  19. Vlar

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    <Basoosh> don't bite into that hotpocket too fast Vlar. It's molten lava in there for like 2 minutes

    FACT
    Vlar, Feb 8, 2015
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    your mouth and gums forms a callous in time
    Mes, Feb 8, 2015
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