Ok, Ok my guys, I'ma get real for a second....if y'all confused about whats going on "down there" and y'all can't figure out if you want an inny or an outy.....Earsnots got you, I don't handle the business myself, see my guy Collin on the ground floor. There's no judgement at D-Mart. I GOT THOSE SEX CHANGE DEEDS I GOT THAT WIG INCASE YOU WANNA FLIP FLOP BACK THE OTHER WAY I GOT SOME BALLS, MADE OUTA CRYSTALS AND YOU CAN TALK TO DEAD PETS, I AIN'T JUDGING DO YO THING PLAYA, DO YO THING, THATS YO BUSINESS NOT MINE I GOT SOME FINE ASS HUE 1175 DRESS OOOOOOOOH WEEEEE GET SOMEEEEE
Told you I'd let this slink down to non existence. I have to make more gold to buy more carpet. This is all @Mad Hatcher 's fault. Bunch of Random ass definitely underpriced stuff on my vendor Jedidiah at D Mart, Directly north of yew moon gate. It's the small marble that looks like Liberaces Ibiza summer get away house....
Special Guest appearance from @Michael S. Durst who I blocked in to take the screenshot. Thank you for your custom homie!
Got a whole bunch of anti jewellery at D Mart on the vendor Ginton! She's shy, thats why she's staring at the wall, not because I can't remember how to make them turn around. Prices go down 10k a year from 3rd year to 6th year! I've got that last piece you need to complete a set!
If Ginton ever wants to come out of his shell and needs help doing so, "A side note for this, whenever you close out the menu for customization, the vendor will automatically face the direction towards you. As I said before, if your into everything looking nice and being organized you want your vendor facing the correct way! This is what happens when you cancel the menu out...." -Copied from http://uorforum.com/threads/renaissance-guide-to-running-your-own-vendor.2099/
I GOT THAT ANNI SHINY SHINY FO' YO FRESH HINEY HINEY I GOT PURPLE PIMP RINGS I GOT LOTSA SPARKLY THINGS I GOT NEON BUTT BEADS TO HANDLE ALL YO NEEDS I GOT GREEN BALL GAGS IN MY VENDOR GINTONS BAGS I GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED AND I RIDE A SEETHROUGH STEED CHUCCCCCHHHHHHH
CHEAP X MAS SCROLLS! VASES! BONE FURNITURE! OTHER STUFF!! D MARTTTTTTTTTTTT! ALL ON GINTON THE SUPER SHY VENDOR