Hey guys, look how much of a moral upstanding citizen I am! You could have just deleted them, but no, you gotta make a big post about it. Even blaise doesn't vainly seek glory for his good deeds this much. Na, getting them is the fun part. They are like Pokemon.
What you don't know is that I managed to cast a spell that connects all the Trash Barrels to a master Barrel sitting in my keep. Thanks for all the runes sir! One barrel to rules them all!