Ghosts from the past... UO:Stones (Crotchfires, Limericks & More now included) #Storytime.

Recruitment add:

Straight out of the Yew courthouse:

A warrant is currently outstanding for the individual known as, Ilse. Known alias Louisa.
Be careful, she carries a tickler, lightning wands are no joke for a new recruit. Steel yourself and they don't do much. *clanks mace on shield*

She's a fast one and she knows the street tricks of Ocllo.



Stay safe citizens

"There once stood a full set of triplets,
Just once glance and you'd see all the citrus,
Dressed to the nines,
In grapefruit, lemon and limes,
They never speak though, they cannot be witless."

- - -
Angel, Ayumi & Alice

Mugshots now have there own thread which can be found here:
https://uorforum.com/threads/yew-noble-guardians-sentinel-division-mugshots.59191/

The UO:R After Dark Auction has been successfully concluded at the buy out rate of 690,000 gold for the legendary Qamrasutra.
https://uorforum.com/threads/uo-r-a...uy-out-option-taken-closed.59190/#post-513511

Future Limericks and shenanigans to follow.

H i s t o r y P e r f e c t e d

If it's Skeletal dragons you pursue,
Just search for the Lady Tim Buck To,
Follow the signs,
Of bodies lain dying,
You'll find your bummknocked by at least two.

"Had the entire realm of Sosaria gone soft?
Fetch 'The Book' kept secret in the loft,
I shall require the dime,
After years past, being nine,
To return to the streets, so that I may burn Crotch!"

"Finally a Hard man has shown face,
Proving 'Renaissance' has kept its good taste,
With a grand fare encountered,
Six hundred, ninety thousand,
The Qamrasutra... keep it secret... keep it safe!"

"There once was the Piper, Pied,
A rat catcher the city of Ocllo had hired,
To deal with a problem,
They had no way of solving,
Without the bardic skills he'd acquired."

"Fashion is about something that comes from within."



* Order now while supplies are in stock.

Be a Man: Wear Nemesis



"There is no hiding from 'The Scent' of a Nemesis"

True Story:



Nemesis goods p e r f e c t e d.

https://uorforum.com/threads/fishing-challenge.59192/



"Cast yourself to the Sea's familiarity?
Collect stones of a varying rarity,
With hook and by line,
Don't waste any time,
The mystery prizes hit the bank with severity."

Once you have seen a Nemesis...



There is no turning back!

- - -
It's not just for Him anymore, it's for Her!
BUY NOW, while supplies last. Contact Nemesis for your order.

Featuring the [YNG] and the beautiful.

"His name was Mario Prada,
Did his passing truly even matter?
Well, not much to me,
Why you'd have to see,
A lady looks finer wear'n 'Nemesis' leatha."

Episode One: To be announced...

"Surrounded by 'filthy orphans' in the street,
Grabbing at bags, creating a wall of meat,
They said 'Very well',
Before lightning fell,
As the guards made the barrier indiscrete."

" 'filthy orphans' also had, 'Probably Herpes'...
To command the throng of the dirties,
You need apple-cider,
Vinegar applied there,
Or you'll never be shooting your pearlies."

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

This is what happens when you torch the crotch of filthy orphans.

huh? thx!



I don't need no money,
when I look like this, now do I honey.

"I saw a 'makafaka' dressed nice,
Red robes, wizard-hat, think twice,
If thou art too slow,
For the flame cast flow,
Just run and show your coward-ice."

Don't miss out on this:
https://uorforum.com/threads/one-public-resist-event.59193/





"The young and resistless all stood in [ONE] spot,
While meteors rained down, dropping hot,
Stand on but [ONE] tile,
Or be removed for a awhile,
You can always join back, food for thought."