Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. corruption

    corruption Well-Known Member
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    08:49 < Wodan> lol running Win98 is like making a brothel tour through central africa without condoms
    corruption, Jan 14, 2014
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  2. [Mobolin]

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    [02:11:08] <@Mes> i had just started talking to her and then i tab over to main and blaise is in the act of calling her a rotten cunt and inviting her to suck his fat dick
    [02:11:15] <@Mes> and i was just like nevermind
    [Mobolin], Jan 16, 2014
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  3. Jakob

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    A newcomer caused a discussion about how all other games are "care bare". Snap gave the perfect comment, ah, makes my heart melt, so UO:

    [12]snap|matron: on my first couple days playing uo, i saw a guy selling gates to places, (amazing at the time, since nobody had good magery)
    [12] snap|matron: and a friend and I started doing the same thing,
    [12] snap|matron: we would just get their 200gp, and then run off though
    Jakob, Jan 17, 2014
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  4. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    [08:30:29] <Descartes> pretty much everything inside the dotted white lines
    Zyler, Jan 17, 2014
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  5. Punt

    Punt Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it.
    Punt, Jan 18, 2014
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  6. Wise

    Wise Well-Known Member
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    maybe thats the point.... :shock:
    Wise, Jan 18, 2014
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  7. Blaise

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    <Deklar> Hoyt Turbo Spyder is my current bow
    <Stranger> I loved my Ultratec.
    <Deklar> got about 5 - 6 grand into it
    <snap|matron> thats only like 6 elder gazers
    Blaise, Jan 19, 2014
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  8. Wodan

    Wodan Well-Known Member
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    You gotta be a little more careful chumbucket. Still using your Blaise account when you posted that ...
    Wodan, Jan 19, 2014
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  9. Blaise

    Blaise Well-Known Member
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    DOH!
    Blaise, Jan 19, 2014
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  10. Hazy

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    [13] <ManOpeace> I refuse to submit to a flawed social sexual contract
    [13] <ManOpeace> aka marriage
    [13] <shovel> re-write the contract
    [13] <ManOpeace> I try...
    [13] <ManOpeace> Thats how my last relationship ended
    [13] <ManOpeace> I was all like "hey let me bang chicks!"
    [13] <Rand> lol BananaKush
    [13] <ManOpeace> and he was all "STFU DICKFACE!"
    [13] <BananaKush> "HE"?
    [13] <BananaKush> MUAHAHA
    [13] <Rand> haha
    [13] <Hazy> rofl
    Hazy, Jan 21, 2014
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  11. Wise

    Wise Well-Known Member
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    This is a forum quote but definitely memorable!

    Wise, Jan 21, 2014
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  12. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    [06:27:05] <snap|Matron> I'm going to make a new grief character and terrorize people
    Zyler, Jan 22, 2014
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  13. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [22] <Noen> exorcism does what?
    [22] <@Ezekiel> Super slayer for the abyss group
    [22] <@Ezekiel> daemons, etc
    [22] <Noen> thanks
    [22] <Noen> will it work on an ex wife too?
    [22] <Noen> :)
    [22] <Sin> hahahahaha
    [22] <@Ezekiel> It works on succubus so it very well may ;6
    [22] <Noen> bless your good advice sir!
    [22] <Huzke-C^V> Ex wives have no super slayer type, but they become drastically weakened when mutual children turn 18.
    Chris, Jan 25, 2014
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  14. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    Some folks were chit chatting about the 'good ol' days'...

    [18] <snap|Matron> best time period for "being able to do anything" was right before T2A
    [18] <snap|Matron> One time you had to use a sewing kit, and target cloth
    [18] <snap|Matron> and it would delete the cloth
    [18] <snap|Matron> so people were using sewing kits on people
    [18] <snap|Matron> deleting characters
    [18] <snap|Matron> i kid you not
    [18] <Vlar> :OIHA:OEHFIW
    [18] <Vlar> AHAHAHA
    [18] <Vlar> i never heard that
    [18] <Vlar> lmfao
    [18] <snap|Matron> it went on for like 2 weeks
    [18] <Aris> Don't sew me bro!
    Vlar, Jan 28, 2014
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  15. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [18] <Strange> It costs a normal person probably 30k cloth to gm tailoring. It costs me probably 50 or 60k from all the time I accidentally scissors my pile of cloth into bandages.

    We've all been there.
    Vlar, Jan 28, 2014
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  16. Russell

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    [02:10.29] <Wodan> bearded men are so honest and trustworth
    [02:10.31] <Wodan> y
    [02:13.00] * Escape (~UOR@Chat4all-E3C0C39F.static.ip.windstream.net) has joined channel #uor
    [02:13.25] <Russell> wodan what about a beard that starts below the belly button
    [02:14.15] <Rellimniets> That would not be a beard then
    [02:14.39] <Russell> what wuld you call it?
    [02:14.54] <L|Work> in need of landscaping
    [02:14.58] <Russell> hahahaha
    [02:15.00] <Rellimniets> A distaster
    [02:15.10] <Rellimniets> mt
    [02:15.19] <Russell> were getting some good feed back this morning
    [02:15.21] <Rellimniets> mispell even
    [02:15.29] <Rellimniets> Hah, lol
    [02:15.47] <Wodan> truely, this day already had a huge chunk of awesome irc quotes
    [02:15.53] <Russell> if you do a handstand though, it pretty much a dick beard
    [02:15.55] <Russell> amiright?
    Russell, Jan 29, 2014
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  17. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [16] <Russell> Omg jupiter is a roleplay MASTER
    [16] <Russell> this is great
    [16] <Sherelle> Just one reason I'll never leave UOR
    [16] <Wodan_AFK> jupiter isn't roleplaying. he's a real wizard living in 16th century. his powerful magery allows him to play computer games and connect to the internet of the future. unfortunately, he lacks the regs to run anything better than WinXP as you can see in his screenshots.
    Chris, Feb 1, 2014
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  18. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [23] <Russell> wow most ive seen tela talk consecutively
    [23] <Russell> someone musta talked about coding and macros
    Vlar, Feb 2, 2014
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  19. Wise

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    [12:50:51] <Vlar> Has anyone introduced DankNuggets to BananaKush? I bet they'd make good friends.
    [12:52:14] NoxMage has quit (Connection reset by peer).
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    [12:53:06] <[[[BananaKush]]]> Why do you say that?
    [12:54:48] <Sin> lolololol
    Wise, Feb 4, 2014
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  20. Wise

    Wise Well-Known Member
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    [06:18:12] <~Telamon> Hair Stylist, and Neon Dye info added to the compendium >> http://www.uorenaissance.com/info/?page=g_search&s=neon
    [06:19:17] <wise> neon jesus lol
    [06:19:44] <~Telamon> He shall forgiveth your desires for ice staves, and turn water into ale
    [06:21:14] <wise> Until the first 1k plat statue is erected and the people start worshiping false idols
    [06:21:26] <Savage_Bunny> lol
    [06:21:50] <~Telamon> Pagans!
    Wise, Feb 5, 2014
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