Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [05] <Vlar> Mongbat assasination...
    [05] <snap|Matron> He should be charged with
    [05] <snap|Matron> assault
    [05] <Vlar> Godric was like, (to me in person) "Yeah but my mongbat was assinated before the event..." I'm like... ?!
    [05] <snap|Matron> and mongbattery
    [05] <Vlar> HEY OH!
    [05] <Vlar> LMFAO
    Vlar, Feb 6, 2014
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  2. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [22] <Godric> heh. . . it is odd that I need to join #XXX and #S3X without having anything dirty in mind at all
    Vlar, Feb 8, 2014
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  3. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [19:15:42] <Baine> How do I abandon an escort? Is there a command I can say to them?
    [19:15:53] <Russell> restraining order
    [19:16:50] <Baine> I'm hoping to avoid the court system
    Chris, Feb 8, 2014
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  4. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [06:03] <Russell> chicken said chickenwhisperer follows him around when he sees him with a bind that looks like hes trying to tame chicken
    Vlar, Feb 9, 2014
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  5. Jupiter

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    Jupiter, Feb 11, 2014
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  6. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [22:18] <Google-> damn telamon is a dark guy
    [22:18] <Google-> this is valentines day
    Vlar, Feb 11, 2014
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  7. Wodan

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    < snap|Matron> oh i doubt there is a bigger uo creeper than me hank
    Wodan, Feb 13, 2014
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  8. corruption

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    23:47 >>> SherelleJupiterSnapDalavar is now known as SherelleAWholeStickOfFriedButt
    corruption, Feb 13, 2014
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  9. corruption

    corruption Well-Known Member
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    01:21 <%DarkWing> hrmmm ... No Toilet Paper .... Good bye socks!!
    01:22 < Vlar> Goodbye escalator hello stairs!
    01:22 <%DarkWing> does that REALLY compare?
    01:23 < Vlar> I guess people do say I use a lot of sox.
    01:23 <%DarkWing> yea .. but you was just in your bedroom .. not the bathroom
    01:25 < Vlar> >.>
    01:25 < Vlar> <.<
    01:25 < Vlar> Kal Ort Por [Recall]
    01:25 * Vlar lunges back and forth
    01:26 * Vlar vanishes
    01:26 >>> Vlar [~Vlar@Chat4all-B21ADB98.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ]
    01:26 * DarkWing wins
    corruption, Feb 14, 2014
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    corruption Well-Known Member
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    23:17 <+TownCrier> Warning! Cupid's Army has attacked vesper! Vicious archers are shooting anything that moves as Cupid searches the town for someone! Be very careful when travelling to Vesper!

    8 minutes later...

    23:25 <~Telamon> Ok guys, recalling to the vesper bank during a town invasion, will result in near instant death
    corruption, Feb 14, 2014
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  11. Godric Greycliff

    Godric Greycliff Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for covering me, guys!
    Godric Greycliff, Feb 15, 2014
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  12. [Mobolin]

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    [05:00:28] <Gunne> man its no use guys
    [05:00:31] <Gunne> i cant shit.
    [05:01:08] <@Mes> being able to shit is important gunne, real talk this is something you contact a physician about soon
    [05:01:14] <Mobo|AFK> LOL
    [05:01:17] <@Mes> they can fix you
    [05:01:17] <Mobo|AFK> hahahah
    [05:01:30] <Gunne> they said its the pain killers
    [05:01:34] <Mobo|AFK> straight to the IRC quote thread
    [05:01:40] <Gunne> Mobo hes being dead serious
    [05:01:48] <Gunne> haah
    [05:01:51] <@Mes> yeah i am being serious though



    So was I!
    [Mobolin], Feb 16, 2014
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  13. [Mobolin]

    [Mobolin] Active Member

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    Ok so on a follow up - they were really being serious.

    Get that checked out Gunne bud....

    God speed.
    [Mobolin], Feb 16, 2014
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  14. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    Yeah man I really hope everything comes out alright.
    Vlar, Feb 16, 2014
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  15. Godric Greycliff

    Godric Greycliff Well-Known Member
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    [06:07] <Vlar> got jackin' blisters
    o_O
    Godric Greycliff, Feb 16, 2014
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  16. Ningauble

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    Oh Gunne as much as I'd love to laugh at that I can't cuz I've been there. There is a turd coming your way that's gonna blast through your rectum like the Kool Aid man. Painkillers are ugly like that.
    Ningauble, Feb 16, 2014
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  17. Jack of Shadows

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    DankNuggetsbill and teds excellent adventure is excellent
    14:46DaxXanyone have mare for sale, pm me i want darkest one there is
    14:47L|Workdas racist
    14:48Wodanracist is male ... DER racist
    14:49L|Workit's a lazy, english pronunciation ;/
    Jack of Shadows, Feb 17, 2014
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  18. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [03:56] <Mes> im some kind of genius i guess

    Lord Mes, the Humble!
    Vlar, Feb 18, 2014
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    [12:24] <HateCrimeGaming__> lol. I wish I would have been here to witness the stunt I pulled off at a resist session

    I was there. I was at Redding's old apartment... I was staring at his big screen, we were having a bit of a LAN. Godric and Red were in the kitchen doing something... Then I saw a fellow run in named Hatecrime. I thought... well that's odd, he has been gone for months, quite scorched earth style... why would he be ........ WHY AM I DYING.

    The bodies were so deep people could not find their own corpse. So it turned into a bit of a free for all. Yeah, nice satchel charge Ahmed.
    Vlar, Feb 18, 2014
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  20. Blaise

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    <Russell> cant help being addicted to the pewn
    <Blaise> don't get me kicked by DongWing Russell
    <Blaise> you're a bad influence
    <Blaise> ;P
    --> TailorTrain (~UOR@Chat4all-2EEEFC2E.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) has joined #uor
    <Russell> i went down shortly after you last time
    <Blaise> giggity goo
    <Blaise> hahaha
    <DarkWing> how about a ban blaise?
    <Russell> he got super shy when I posted that log in main
    <Blaise> how about fuck off?
    <Blaise> ban away dick
    <Blaise> wing
    <Blaise> I'm tired of your biblefilter not catching actual profanity
    * DarkWing sets ban on *!blaised@all.the.time
    <-- You have been kicked from #uor by DarkWing (24 hour ban)
    Blaise, Feb 18, 2014
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