Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

Falanor did that, which I suppose is a TT member noone knows really well.

And I actually thought that was pretty well known by now -- a few of us did log matching and found where he had been on irc prior, cuz he came in as 'hatecrime' to brag about the purple pot bombing. He was still coming on irc periodically at that time.

01:52 <~Telamon> Actually mes just needs to change his nick to Mes PhD TheRapist Dept
01:52 <~Telamon> Since everyone bitches to him, even if he isnt online
01:53 < Mes> I'm actually an analyst and a therapist so my official title is analrapist

21:30 < Iago> What are meters?
21:30 < Blaise> measuring devices
21:30 < [Edward-Teach> i am american
21:30 < [Edward-Teach> wtf
21:30 < [Edward-Teach> is that
21:31 < snap|Matron> In American terms, I think 1 meter is about 3 5 dollar footlongs
21:31 < snap|Matron> maybe a little more

AHAHAHAHAAHA!

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[04:19] <Wodan> i never played another mmo
[04:19] <Wodan> uo is like chicks to me ... and other mmos are guys&goats
[04:20] <Wodan> i'm sure i like chicks, no need to try goats

[08:02:30] <Mes> he said he wanted to gay marry his marijuana i think

#arresteddevelopment

By far the longest quote I've ever added on here... but it was pretty funny.

22:21 < Stranger> Neira went down?
22:21 < PuntSpeedChunk> apparently
22:21 <%Corruption> it appears so
22:21 < Stranger> At whos hand?
22:21 < jebidiah> dang not neira
22:22 <%Corruption> http://www.uorenaissance.com/?page=m_player&id=228790
22:22 < PuntSpeedChunk> animal control and his buddy bardikulunk
22:22 <%Corruption> whomever that is
22:22 < PuntSpeedChunk> they are new
22:22 < Stranger> Must be the baddest bard of all time.
22:22 < Stranger> They will sing songs of him.
22:23 < PuntSpeedChunk> bardikulunk is a bard
22:23 < PuntSpeedChunk> not sure what animal control is
22:23 < PuntSpeedChunk> they may both be bards
22:23 < TiMi> i heard he doesnt even have a gf
22:23 < TiMi> :O
22:24 < TiMi> so who is neira then
22:24 < TiMi> that everyone is surproised
22:25 < PuntSpeedChunk> neira is clyde's pk
22:25 < TiMi> he is
22:25 < TiMi> who is clyde when hes not at home?
22:25 < jebidiah> why does anyone care than lol
22:25 <%Corruption> TiMi: he' one of the more skilled pvpers on the shard
22:25 < PuntSpeedChunk> clyde is roman/mandevu
22:25 <%Corruption> mandevu
22:25 < TiMi> apparently not
22:25 < TiMi> lol
22:25 < TiMi> barduklonk is like mega noob
22:25 <%Corruption> no, he is, thats part of the surprise
22:25 <%Corruption> hehe
22:25 < TiMi> ahhh
22:26 < TiMi> 3 days ago bardikulonk was asking me how to buy from a vendor
22:26 < Stranger> lol
22:26 < Theodin> timi
22:26 < Theodin> thats not nice
22:26 < Theodin> lol
22:26 <%Corruption> well good on him, thats a solid bardic victory
22:26 < TiMi> LOL
22:26 < PuntSpeedChunk> probably thought he was fighting two scrubby bards and just didn't take them seriously
22:26 < Theodin> maybe true but w/e
22:26 < TiMi> shh ur getting mad street cred
22:26 <%Corruption> lol
22:27 < PuntSpeedChunk> he's still probably one of the best pvpers, if not the best
22:27 < Stranger> Yeah no ones immortal.
22:27 < PuntSpeedChunk> certainly not
22:27 < PuntSpeedChunk> im just saying he's definitely good
22:27 < Stranger> Yeah he is top 2 for sure.
22:27 < PuntSpeedChunk> helluva lot better than I am
22:27 < TiMi> then this bardukuilonk guy
22:28 < TiMi> must be soemthing else
22:28 < PuntSpeedChunk> i think it's more likely that they got lucky
22:28 < Stranger> Theres no name yet for what he is.
22:28 < Stranger> He is the first of his kind.
22:28 < PuntSpeedChunk> and clyde got over enthusiastic
22:28 < Stranger> A mighty musician with the power to take down the OMGL33TPVPERS
22:28 < PuntSpeedChunk> lulz
22:28 < Stranger> They say he played his sweet sweet music, and Clyde was hypnotized.
22:29 < Stranger> They say a tear fell from clydes eye that day.
22:29 < jebidiah> a single tear
22:29 < Stranger> And he laid down his red pots, and accepted his fate.
22:29 < Million> hmm 98.7 and cant gain tailoring with studded gorgets........anyone got any tips?
22:29 < Stranger> For all pks must pay some day.
22:29 < Stranger> And today clyde knew, this was his day.
22:29 <%Corruption> lol
22:29 < jebidiah> seventh trumpets blewth that day
22:30 < PuntSpeedChunk> i hope someone is gonna post that to Vlar's thread
22:30 < TiMi> and someone got blown that night
22:30 < TiMi> lol
22:32 <%Corruption> PuntSpeedChunk: I don't even know where to begin
22:32 <%Corruption> there was a lot of epic in that convo
22:32 < PuntSpeedChunk> lols
22:32 < PuntSpeedChunk> post it all!

[04:44:30] <ManBeardLib> Tonight's Friday Fight Night is a 1v1 standard tournament!
[04:46:02] Pmantits joined the channel.
[04:46:08] <Tabius> Friday Fight Night?? thats what I call every friday when I get home to the wife.
[04:46:42] <Lud-AFK> your wife waits til friday?
[04:46:58] <Tabius> not always
[04:52:23] [Edward-sleeping is now known as [Edward-Teach.
[04:53:23] Balla is now known as BallaAFK.
[04:53:34] <ManBeardLib> Tabius: maybe you should spend more time with her than just getting in every week to refresh her
[04:53:36] <[Edward-Teach> The rain the floods
[04:54:05] <ManBeardLib> house-hoarder joke fail

daaaaaamn more like this please

[00:31] <snap|Matron> I think the key to mastering Zylerese, is to understand that he only actually reads every n'th line of irc
[00:31] <snap|Matron> When he chimes in with "Wow, pancakes do go good on salad"
[00:31] <Vlar> LOL
[00:31] <snap|Matron> he's probably responding to something that was said n lines ago
[00:31] <snap|Matron> The key is in discovering n
[00:31] <snap|Matron> I suspect it's not a constant
[00:32] <snap|Matron> We know that zyler reads some n lines, and that n = kM,
[00:32] <Vlar> LMFAOOOOOOOO
[00:32] <snap|Matron> where k is some constant of proportionality
[00:32] <snap|Matron> and M is a value that is linearly dependent to the number of alcohols he has consumed
[00:32] <snap|Matron> Maybe not linear, it might be a function of time and number of alcoholic drinks
[00:32] <snap|Matron> so probably like
[00:33] <snap|Matron> n = kM(t,b)
[00:33] <snap|Matron> find M(t,b) and you understand Zyler
[00:33] * Vlar nods approvingly
[00:33] <Vlar> I hate math and that makes sense.
[00:33] <snap|Matron> getting k should be no problem
[00:34] <Zyler> -e

i heard asians were good at math

#UORTrade
[01:33] <Tabius> pc my dignity
[01:33] <EriZ> 0gp
[01:33] <Tabius> as I suspected, worth nothing
[01:34] <wvmtnman> LOL

[03:32] <Darkradiance> how long could i keep an escort npc in my house?
[03:34] * sofakingwetodded (~UOR@Chat4all-6786DF16.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
[03:34] <Stranger> Uh, Dark......just what do you plan to DO to that npc?
[03:34] <Vlar|AFK> That's a creepy question.
[03:34] * Vlar|AFK slowly backs away
[03:35] <Darkradiance> I got the baron from the pirate ship and I want to keep him
[03:35] <Vlar|AFK> LMAO

[23:55] <%Corruption> I would try it with my cat, but she's not declawed
[23:55] <%Corruption> that might not end well
[23:55] <Vlar> blade spirit ^
[23:55] <%Corruption> lol
[23:55] * UOR_Player_9057 (~UOR@Chat4all-BC57CBF1.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:55] <~Telamon> haha
[23:56] <~Telamon> Thats quote thread material right there

<Man-Beard-Lib>blaise is my hero today
<Man-Beard-Lib>he dyed a cupid mask purple
<Man-Beard-Lib>it was the most reckless display of wizard wealth i have seen to date

http://www.uorenaissance.com/?page=m_player&id=42013

LOL