Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[01:40] <Darkradiance> found something better than UO? it's obviously a trap

17:49 < Wisteria> *shudders* you have bods here?
17:49 < Blaise> yes ma'am
17:50 < HateCrimeIRCing> Just look the other way and ignore the bods.
17:50 < Blaise> half this room is hooked on them worse than crack
17:50 < Wisteria> I remember once I had a whole house dedicated to bods lol
17:50 < Blaise> just make three smithies and give me all your hot bod...s
17:50 < HateCrimeIRCing> I refuse to use any of my toons to collect a single bod.
17:50 < Wisteria> insanity!!!
17:50 < HateCrimeIRCing> Once you smoke a bod for the first time you can't get off of them.
17:50 < HateCrimeIRCing> Just the way of things in UO.

14:56 < Akilae> Ah ok Thanks again Corruption, you are the favorite activity of my country's politicians

23:28 >>> Markos[NoImNotQuitting] [~UOR@Chat4all-F8A3B921.bix.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client]

[08:57:39] <Jupiter> morrnin all
[08:58:14] <Wulver> silence
[08:58:27] <Wulver> take it to uorpvp Jupiter
[08:58:33] <Wulver> with your insults and trash talk

17:17TrojanCowI feel sad today because I agree with mutombo on something and I never ever wanted to do that.

[22:46] <WVMTNMAN> Do rares spawn after death?
[22:47] <Jupiter> that was beatiful country man.. just beautiful..
[22:47] <Russell> lol what WVM
[22:48] <Jupiter> is there pixel after death?
[22:48] <Basoosh> I believe in reincarnation after death. You know, server births
[22:48] <Jupiter> HAHAHAHA

[22:19] <Py_Lethius> a leprechaun killed my lumberjacking packhorse today, scared the jeebees outta me

<Philthie> Smaug is sitting on a deceivingly large pile of gold for someone who drops 300g

My first forum-based quote!

[23:03] <Swunk> Are there any good quickstar UO:R series on youtube
[23:03] <Swunk> idk some helpful videos maybe i learn pretty easy with videos
[23:05] <Jupiter> you could watch wulver's video's on kicking' arse with archery.. it's not really a tutorial, but he stays alive against pks and other pvp'ers longer than i last against a mongbat

[17:05] <Genocide> Archery is stuck at 91.5, any suggestions?
[17:05] <%Corruption> Telamon: hey, it could be worse
[17:05] <%Corruption> it could be a patchy neckbeard joke
[17:05] <%Corruption> which, is equally valid.
[17:05] <L|Work> HEY
[17:05] <L|Work> ONE MORE BEARD JOKE
[17:06] <L|Work> AND I EAT YOUR FACE

[18:48] <Zyler> http://uorforum.com/threads/wtb-15-exc-horned-studded-armor-small-bod.4240/
[18:49] * Mobolin (~UOR@Chat4all-29B7C784.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #Renaissance
[18:49] <Blaise> I don't get it
[18:49] <Zyler> you are blinded by all the rainbows

22:48 < Caleb_Holman> If i make a char named Shet Brath will you let me join your orc guild?
22:48 < Descartes> i liked pushee umies
22:48 < LudKrud> uu nayme kub afdur uur bref?
22:48 < Caleb_Holman> maybe I can find an orcish version of halitosis
22:49 < LudKrud> every orc has that.....we dont brush our teeth...
22:49 < Caleb_Holman> i noticed
22:49 < LudKrud> stop kissinfg orcs and you wont notice....
22:50 < Caleb_Holman> but orcs are so pretty

[02:44] <Vlar> My cat has pinned one of my arms.
[02:44] <Vlar> Greatly reducing my UO capability.
[02:44] <Xegugg> ms/ isis ate two pieces
[02:44] <Xegugg> ms. isis
[02:44] <Vlar>
[02:44] <Vlar> I like the name.
[02:44] <Xegugg> then she ran out the room
[02:44] <Xegugg> my other is ms. cleo
[02:45] <Vlar> awww
[02:45] <Vlar> I've got Duchess Nibbles here
[02:45] <Noen> they have surnames lol
[02:45] <%Corruption> Xegugg: you have a cat named isis too??
[02:45] <Vlar> Duchess of Nibbles
[02:45] <Xegugg> yes
[02:45] <Vlar> LOL
[02:45] <%Corruption> *hi-5*

[05:33:06] <Wittol> !seen jebidiah
[05:33:08] <@Renaissance> Wittol, jebidiah is right here!
[05:33:23] <Wittol> !seen nap
[05:33:26] <@Renaissance> Wittol, I don't remember seeing nap.
[05:33:44] <QuincyAFK> !seen wittol
[05:33:44] <jebidiah> !seen uranus
[05:33:46] <@Renaissance> QuincyAFK, wittol is right here!
[05:33:48] <@Renaissance> jebidiah, I don't remember seeing uranus.
[05:33:52] <jebidiah> haha
[05:33:58] <QuincyAFK> lol
[05:34:03] <Wittol> hehe
[05:34:14] <Wittol> musta been dark!
[05:35:22] <Swunk> i actually sold some logs bros
[05:35:25] <~Telamon> denial...

<Ningauble> Trying to decipher Urk-speak is a lot like trying to understand my teenage daughter. I get about every 3rd word or so and try and piece it together from that.

[16:54] <Swunk> i started to pk this guy earlier and he was nice to me so i was like fuck
[16:54] <Swunk> and just ran off
[16:54] <Gunne> haha
[16:54] <Mes> maybe you should find something to hate about the person like the color of their skin or the size of their hands
[16:55] <Swunk> that might help
[16:56] <Xegugg> do not talk to your meat

Sage advice from a good orc!!!