Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Liberation

    Liberation Well-Known Member

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    12:57] <ilban> <-- korean
    [12:58] <ilban> seafood, rice, beef + chili
    [12:58] <ilban> :D
    [12:59] <Wodan> damn now i want korean bbq
    [12:59] <ilban> *lies down on the table*
    Liberation, Apr 3, 2014
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  2. corruption

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    16:38 < Dalavar> is it any coincidence that Viagra is the same hue as Valorite? I think not
    corruption, Apr 3, 2014
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  3. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    Some Zyler Speak Hilarity

    [18:54] <Zyler> whose feeling got like Lib's?
    [18:55] <Zyler> silly boys and girls
    [18:59] <Zyler> 33.5
    [18:59] <Zyler> wish it was 33.3
    [18:59] <Zyler> so5
    [19:00] <Zyler> til darkness
    [19:01] <Zyler> I melt like marnilade
    [19:03] <Zyler> marmalade
    [19:04] <Zyler> I was close
    [19:06] <Zyler> there are player events on forums
    [19:06] <Zyler> and
    [19:06] <Zyler> discussion etc
    [19:06] <Zyler> thet are usualy topped
    [19:06] <Zyler> like sprinkles
    [19:07] <Zyler> sometimes random
    [19:07] <Zyler> TownCrier knows more
    [19:08] <Baine> how did ocllo housing go?
    Chris, Apr 5, 2014
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  4. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [06:32] <Genocide> Sir Russell the NeckBeard. I was able to aquire my wares from another IRCer. Pls f--- urself
    [06:32] <Russell> when im done with your mother I will try that
    Vlar, Apr 7, 2014
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  5. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [23:58] <Swunk> what does [exceptional] do on clothes
    [23:58] <Swunk> like what is the benefit
    [23:58] <Mes> increased swag
    [23:58] <Swunk> ..srs?
    Vlar, Apr 7, 2014
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  6. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [18:06] <PuntSpeedChunk> that minax dude has meet with a most unfortunate fate outside destard i am sad to tell
    [18:06] <Genocide> How did I die? did someone get inside?
    [18:06] <Xegugg> they hate you!
    [18:06] <Xegugg> my bard died when i was at work in there
    [18:06] <Xegugg> get rez'd up
    [18:07] <Genocide> weak
    [18:07] <Blaise> Punt, can you carry a rune and just gate all victims to Freesist
    [18:07] <Blaise> hahaha
    [18:07] <PuntSpeedChunk> lulz
    [18:08] <Blaise> "Seems like you died pretty fast, take this gate"
    [18:08] <Blaise> lol
    [18:08] <PuntSpeedChunk> he wasn't carrying para pouches
    [18:08] <PuntSpeedChunk> and he had just looted some newbie blue
    [18:08] <PuntSpeedChunk> so he couldnt recall
    [18:09] <PuntSpeedChunk> really caught him with his pants down
    [18:09] <Blaise> hahaha
    Chris, Apr 8, 2014
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  7. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [02:33] <finland> finland is proud to have settled on this s amerikan server
    [02:33] <finland> we will be primarily serrving fruitts and pvp
    [02:33] <Vlar> Welcome findland!
    [02:33] <finland> our pvp is the best. maybe only latvia is getter
    [02:34] <Vlar> This is the greatest server around!
    [02:34] <finland> but lativia is too busy with potatoe
    [02:34] <finland> to pvp
    [02:34] <Vlar> lol
    [02:34] <Vlar> Ain't a party in here until someone is makin' Latvia jokes!
    [02:34] <Vlar> ~<|:D
    [02:34] <LuteTheBard> lol
    [02:35] <LuteTheBard> quote yourself
    [02:35] <LuteTheBard> in your own quote thread
    Vlar, Apr 9, 2014
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  8. Vlar

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    [11:54] <Genocide> whats up with freesist, why all the killing?
    [11:55] <Xegugg> it's not intentionally
    [11:55] <Xegugg> i saw you go down Pk G
    [11:55] <Weigraf[Work]> some guy is wrestling all the folks
    [11:57] <Genocide> ahh
    [11:57] <Genocide> what a big meany
    [11:57] <Genocide> we should wrestle him to death
    [11:57] <Weigraf[Work]> yeah as if 100 dudes ina 9ftx9ft area wasnt homo enough now we are wrestling eachother
    Vlar, Apr 11, 2014
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  9. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [12:18] <Genocide> lol i pride myself on being a general pain in the ass

    :eek:
    Vlar, Apr 11, 2014
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  10. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [03:35] <AmberShadow> anyone here ever bust their jaw?
    [03:36] <Blaise> only when I need to consume some overlarge prey
    Vlar, Apr 12, 2014
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  11. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [16:22] <Caleb_Holman> I'm thinking of doing a harry potter marathon this weekend starting in about 20 min
    [16:23] <Blaise> hah
    [16:25] <Timi2> now i can see how u accidently deleted 3 crafters :p
    [16:25] <Caleb_Holman> lol
    [16:25] <Caleb_Holman> a 3x crafter
    [16:25] <Timi2> ya 3x
    [16:25] <Timi2> *
    [16:25] <Caleb_Holman> :(
    [16:25] <Caleb_Holman> ima go get another tissue
    [16:26] <Caleb_Holman> lol
    [16:26] <Timi2> how can you masturbate at a time like this, you have a crafter to rebuild!
    [16:26] <Caleb_Holman> ahahahahaahahah
    Chris, Apr 12, 2014
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  12. corruption

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    02:21 < Wodan> i sometimes believe vlar is just godrics cat
    02:21 < Wodan> and redding is godrics super mob-angry hound
    02:22 < Vlar> Hunting breed.
    corruption, Apr 15, 2014
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  13. Vlar

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    [01:08] <Xegugg> why am i the dump target lol
    [01:08] <%Corruption> maybe they thought you were peep
    Vlar, Apr 18, 2014
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  14. Chris

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    [17:40] <Blaise> Oakay
    [17:40] <Blaise> :p
    [17:40] <Veya> har har
    [17:40] <~Telamon> But once you find a tree that gives oak, like a gold vein of ore, it should continue to give oak there
    [17:41] <Westra> lol Tela
    [17:41] <%Corruption> that delivery was very.... wooden.
    [17:41] <Veya> Blaise, wood you stop with the puns?
    [17:41] <%Corruption> YEAHHHHHHHH
    [17:41] * %Corruption puts on his OAKleys
    [17:41] <Westra> :D
    [17:41] <Blaise> lewlewl
    [17:41] <Blaise> I would if I could but it's just so much pun.
    [17:41] <Veya> ASHually please
    [17:41] <Veya> I'm begging yew
    [17:41] <%Corruption> man, you really cut him down, Veya
    [17:42] <%Corruption> knock on wood that he goes through with it
    [17:42] <Blaise> Why yew no buy?
    [17:42] <Veya> I SAW that
    [17:42] <%Corruption> lol
    [17:42] <~Telamon> hah
    [17:42] <Blaise> I'm tearing up here
    [17:42] <Blaise> I think I've got sawdust in my eyes
    [17:42] <Veya> hah
    [17:42] <Blaise> I was talking to my therapist and said I've been having these dreams
    [17:42] <Blaise> I'm a teepee
    [17:42] <Blaise> I'm a wigwam
    [17:42] <Blaise> what does it mean?
    [17:42] <Veya> and I have BALSAmic vinegar on my salad
    [17:42] <Veya> you're two tents
    Chris, Apr 18, 2014
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  15. Vlar

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    [00:56] <AlexCCCP> If zyler tells me to stfu Im done
    Vlar, Apr 19, 2014
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  16. Vlar

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    [01:49] <Noen> easter bunny in del cave!
    [01:49] <Noen> holy buckets hes a plopper!
    Vlar, Apr 20, 2014
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  17. Vlar

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    [18:43] <Vlar> I love being here for that moment a player realizes how deviuos and mean the BOD system is.
    [18:43] <Fraggle1> Hello Sunshine!
    [18:43] <Fraggle1> lol
    [18:43] <Vlar> I had that moment. Asking how to add a bunch of leather sleeves to a large BOD...
    [18:43] <Vlar> Pack full of pieces.
    [18:44] <Mes> there was one guy that said he made 7 tailors and he was working towards 10, then he realized he could only ge tone bod per account per x hours and he quit.
    Vlar, Apr 22, 2014
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  18. Mes

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    His name was Million and I think he was friends with Sin and Deklar. He said a lot of stuff like "they are MY CHARACTERS and i should be able to WHAT I WANT with them!" and he didn't stick around long enough to talk to Telamon about it, he just quit.
    Mes, Apr 22, 2014
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  19. Wodan

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    14:15 < Million> HOW MANY BOD RUNNERS ARE WE ALOUD TO HAVE?
    14:23 < Million> so lame <---- This is the moment when he realized.
    14:23 < Million> i wanted 10 tailors to collect bods
    14:23 < Million> i made 6
    14:23 < Million> damn guys
    ...

    Just for the lulz:

    14:29 < Million> i want tailors
    14:29 < Million> i want my 10 tailors
    14:29 < Million> nah
    14:29 < Million> just being that im limited on what kinds of chars i can make with MY 15 slots
    14:32 < Million> if u have the resources, u should be able to do what u want
    14:32 < Million> thats my point
    14:32 < Million> but it was def confirmed 1 per account
    14:33 < Million> some ppl play uo for different reasons. some ppl want 15 pvpers / some want bod runners and crafters
    Wodan, Apr 23, 2014
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  20. Urza

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    Although I always find it unfortunate when we lose some players, I find this very, very funny.
    Urza, Apr 23, 2014
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