Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

I feel it should be noted that I was drunk when this was said and am also still drunk

<Cynic> I shot like crap at the range right after so it's been so so
<Dalavar> this is... not comforting

<Methuselah> if mages cast on the run, then i want to throw halberds

[20:06:25] <Blaise> ps: I just called the shard admin a chump, sorry Tel
[20:06:25] <Blaise> hahaha
[20:06:42] <~Telamon> Not even in the top 10 terrible things ive been called

[14:59:05] Someus was kicked by Telamon (Please return to your server).

22:26 <~Telamon> !search troll
22:26 < Mes> Telamon, Blaise is right here!

[22:34] <Athena> Vlar stormhold castle is really dirty.
[22:34] <Vlar> There was a riot!
[22:34] <Vlar> xD
[22:34] <Athena> so you just left all the bodies out?!
[22:35] <Vlar> I figured eventually mongbats would eat them.
[22:35] <Athena> Nope they are there forever!
[22:35] <Athena> I'll clean the house for 1 plat!
[22:35] <Vlar> :'(
[22:35] <Vlar> Deal!
[22:35] <Athena> Yes maid service on the way
[22:36] <Vlar> hehehe
[22:36] <Vlar>
[22:36] <Athena> I only clean up dead bodies though.
[22:36] <Athena> And I DON'T do windows.
[22:36] <Vlar> Fair enough. *sighs* Ooookay...
[22:36] <Gharik> Typical...
[22:37] <Athena> At least the mare works like a hoover for body parts.
[22:37] <Vlar> LOL!!!!!!!!!

14:36 < euphoria> Man, UO players have gotten so well mannered from what I remembered
14:36 < euphoria> I've only been called a retard like twice
14:37 < GideonJura> apparently natural selection in UO favored the nice ultra long term while the douchebags short term. this is commonly regarded as "The
Brittainia Paradox"

[15:35] <euphoria> Man, UO players have gotten so well mannered from what I remembered
[15:36] <Vlar> I think we've grown up a little bit since we all played together last.
[15:37] <GideonJura> aparently natural selection in UO favored the nice ultra long term while the douchebags short term. this is commonly regarded as "The Britainia Paradox"

QUOTE JINX!

A true quote ninja does not quote one's self unless absolutely necessary for the content of the quote.

This has been Shaolin Quotes.

Gah! That's the first time that's happened. LOL

20:19 < FishTaco> Is Telamon from that song that was used in Beetlejuice?
20:20 <~Telamon> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/telamon
20:20 < FishTaco> Hhhm, ill just keep pretending its from Beetlejuice
20:21 < FishTaco> COME MR TELAMON, TELAMAH BANANAS
20:21 <~Telamon> hah I dont think thats the words they used
20:21 < FishTaco> It is to me....it is to me.....

< TrojanCow> The emotions run strong in men who call themselves Sunshine.

[12:44:11] Xegugg plays Baracoon's flute
[12:44:20] <Weigraf[Work]> look out for rats
[12:44:23] Dalavar_orcmage thinks barracoon is enjoying that
[12:44:30] <Weigraf[Work]> lol
[12:44:35] <Xegugg> oh
[12:44:36] <Wodan> lol

<Mes> my favorite part of the TKB joust was a contestant named Schmooblydong saying lol im high during his bout
<Michael> He won

[05:43:01] <Unstoppable> but you here and not ingame
[05:43:03] <Unstoppable> that says alot
[05:43:15] <ebola_virus> buying ice white cloth
[05:43:19] <marine1217> Well are you watching me in real life?
[05:43:25] <Kexle> a lot is not one word
[05:43:50] <marine1217> kexle thanks for that link, I try not to make that mistake as much anymore
[05:44:04] <Kexle> this has been a moment of wisdom by Kexle
[05:44:25] <marine1217> That should go under the quotes thread.

<@DarkWing> when your ship sinks out from under you ... all you can do is Laugh out Loud

so true... this has happened to me *facepalm*

<Argus> now i really want to RP an evangelist PK
<Vlar> That'd be cool
<Argus> "do you have time to talk about the lord?" "Vas Ort Flam"

<Kazualty> if in a boat, I got all the way east will I end up on the other side of the map or is there an barrier?
<Argus> everyone knows Sosaria is flat, Kaz.
<Argus> you'd fall off the edge, thus deleting your account.