Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

<Corruption> gains are simply by using the skill
[21] <Corruption> dude
[21] <Corruption> it works all day long
[21] <Corruption> I've done it on 5 chars
[21] <Corruption> I'm not saying 'this may work'
[21] <Corruption> I'm telling you how to do it
[21] <Knive> reow

[12:17:53] <dem> Atraxi I told you I have wood man
[12:18:24] <~Atraxi> lol dem has wood for me

[03] <Tater> woot saw a meteor
[03] <Tater> put things into perspective, shit could land on your head any moment
[03] * Tater poops on Darkwings head*

[22] <Liberation> so does TT exclusively para-gank, now?
[22] <Tater> lol
[22] <Mes> oh I'm sorry, did I misjudge that situation? were you going to stand there and fight us? I paralyze when I don't want things to get away.

[09:05:54] <Red_Rover> i can't find "fur" in the item database.  can anyone help me find em?

[09:06:30] <Tater> can't find the fur eh?

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[09:06:46] <Knive> tater beet me
[09:06:47] Spud poops
[09:06:48] DarkWing rubs Spud's nose in the mess they made, bad doggy!
[09:07:07] <Wise> Spud
[09:07:15] <Wise> poops
[09:07:17] DarkWing rubs Wise's nose in the mess they made, bad doggy!
[09:07:24] <Wise> AHHH
[09:08:09] <his_own> poop
[09:08:10] DarkWing rubs his_own's nose in the mess they made, bad doggy!
[09:08:15] <Knive> lmao
[09:08:19] <Wise> HAHAHA
[09:08:24] LilOleMan has left the channel.
[09:08:27] his_own is now known as Tater.

win.

[09:05:48] <Mobolin> Anyone know where to find the onions that stand straight up?
[09:05:51] <Mobolin> as opposed to the ones laying down
[09:06:14] <upgrayedd> you just rub them gently
[09:06:30] <Mobolin> LOL
[09:06:31] <Mobolin> hahaha

1:38 < Domador> werent pets supposed to lose 20% of their skills when they died?
1:38 < Domador> bonded ones
1:38 < Lib|Work> they do...
1:38 < Domador> 20%?
1:38 < Domador> i dont think so
1:38 < Domador> my mare wasnt gm wrestler
1:39 < Domador> and it has 91% now
1:39 < Domador> after rez
1:39 < Domador> i think it lost 5 or 10% tops
1:40 < Lib|Work> hm
1:40 < Lib|Work> my dragon dropped to like 85 from gm
1:41 >>> RyAmaral [~UOR@Chat4all-4BBEA94D.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #uor
1:41 < RyAmaral> soooo anyone know anything about logarithmic equations?
1:42 < Domador> maybe its random... like a drop varying from 5-20%?
1:42 < RyAmaral> not quite lol heres an example
1:42 < RyAmaral> logx=1 - log(x+3)
1:42 < Domador> i wasnt talking about logarithm Ry
1:43 < RyAmaral> oh lmfao
1:44 < Domador> Telamon, can you explain the drop to us?
1:46 < Lib|Work> i think logx=1 - log(x+3) pretty much explains it.

23:21 < Mes> 40 dollars sends a gallon of gorilla poop, sounds like a good deal
23:21 < Battlerattle> yep
23:21 < Battlerattle> lol
23:22 < Corruption> thats hours of poo-flingin action
23:22 < Battlerattle> i gotta find that website
23:22 < Mes> like i said poopsenders.com
23:22 < Voxx[afk]> i want to meet the man whos livi ng is made collecting gorilla shit to send to people... i bet he is a real winner
23:22 < Mes> that guy is committed to trolling
23:23 < Mes> i imagine its like blaise holding a cup through the bars of a zoo in california

07:01 < HalfDead> not to mention i just moved in
07:02 < HalfDead> and i was the only man
07:02 < HalfDead> so i moved everything
07:02 < HalfDead> im not moveing anything for at least a year
07:02 < Atraxi> you're a man?
07:02 < HalfDead> yes
07:02 < HalfDead> ass clown
07:02 < HalfDead> a 32 year old man
07:02 < Barak> gosh man, use pack horses and moongate
07:02 < Barak> pfft,newbie

[17] <~Apoc> Chicken put ya cock away

[20] <Blaise> Tater is never abrasive and always the kindest and most helpful person on the shard. He can't relate to us at all.
[20] <Tater> shut up
[20] <Blaise> I wil
[20] <Blaise> but it will be a slight delay
[20] <Blaise> about 1s
[20] <Blaise> jk
[20] * Blaise tosses purple pot
[20] <Tater> that was actually funny
[20] <GideonJura> hahaha
[20] <Pirul-ALT> I almost never read main channel...but when I do, I know I can count on you guys for entretainment!
[20] <GideonJura> nice blaise
[20] <Blaise> hahaha
[20] <Tater> you joke about it because you know its stupid
[20] <GideonJura> vlad has a lot to quote today

12:07 < BlaiseAFK> CTF?
12:07 < BlaiseAFK> mf'er
12:07 < BlaiseAFK> lol
12:07 <~Telamon> I texted you blaise but some hooker texted me back said you were "indisposed"

Hahhaah, best one yet!

[16] * Trouble (~UOR@Chat4all-F669C0A5.client.mchsi.com) has joined #S3X
[16] <King> ok fewls
[16] <King> i am out
[16] <King> for san fran
[16] <King> will be back next tuesday
[16] <King> have a good weekend
[16] <King> earn lots of plat
[16] <Vlar> Toodles.
[16] <Vlar> Stay into trouble.
[16] * Vlar notices the guy named Trouble
[16] <Vlar> Didn't mean it like that.

I snort laughed at this. LOL :mrgreen:

heyooo

pretty awesome

next time i fight that guy im going to say "nothing like going out and getting into trouble"

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[20] * Cherie is now known as Cherie-riding
[20] <Vlar> oooo
[20] <Vlar> horseies?
[20] <Tater> penis
[20] * Vlar sighs
[20] <Vlar> I knew someone was going to say that.
[20] <HalfDead> pfft
[20] <Vlar> I briefly thought, did my mind put that there?
[20] <Vlar> nope tater, tater is my inner bad joke
[20] * Spud whispers to Tater "Don't worry they are just jealous"
[20] <Vlar> turned into a person
[20] <Google-> damn Telamon you couldnt manage to do more things with this patch? slacker.
[20] <Tater> haha

17:31 <~Telamon> Every 3 months we get a player who in his first week on the server makes enemies out of everyone, on his second week he will devolve into pure rage at blaise, in week three he will think its a staff conspiracy that everyone hates him. In week 4 they quit.
17:31 <~Telamon> The life cycle of the teenage internet user.

[18] <Atraxi> what?
[18] <Knive> just laughing at you
[18] <Knive> j/k
[18] <Knive> lol
[18] <Knive> we were digging thorugh your closet
[18] <Knive> and found something
[18] <Atraxi> me?
[18] <Knive> yeah
[18] <Atraxi> lol
[18] <Knive> your closet
[18] <Atraxi> i don't think you got the joke
[18] <Knive> vlars triyn got sell your 'stuff' now
[18] <Knive> oh
[18] <Knive> i missd it
[18] <Atraxi> ROFL
[18] <Knive> haha now i got it ;P
[18] * Atraxi stops looking at his watch