Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Biff

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  2. Mes

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    [01:58] <STAVROGIN> welcome to uo renaissance thorne
    [01:58] <thorne> ty
    [01:58] <STAVROGIN> if u do things rite
    [01:58] <STAVROGIN> people
    [01:58] <STAVROGIN> something like that
    [01:59] <STAVROGIN> welcome
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  3. Vlar

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    <Rembrandt> any word when carp bods are coming out?
    <@DarkWing> soon
    * Westra is now known as WestraAFK
    <Cynic> soon
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    [20:14:44] <Lightshade> It was about as dumb as you could get.
    [20:14:53] <Lightshade> I heard it all on Ventrilo.
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    15:03 < Texan> i think making the top pvp mad at you would be a wonderful thing for you to do Shadowjack!
    15:03 < Wodan> if you've been on this server for more than a week and need a reason to be mad at shadowjack, you're not playing
    right
    15:03 < Texan> i only needed a day on server to know that!~
    15:05 < Texan> is there a bounty hunter/guarding service for farming guild on this server?
    15:05 < Wodan> he's one of the few people that make you mad even if he dies in the end because he has such an offensive way of
    dying
    15:06 < Wodan> also most of the stuff you loot from his was yours anyway
    15:06 < ShadowJack> that's true for me too :p
    15:06 < ShadowJack> oh I thought you were talking about clyde
    15:06 < ShadowJack> lol
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  6. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <KL> Alright where are those immensely rich captains of commerce hiding at? I want to sell you my holiday coins.
    <Gladiator> alseeep full of holiday coins and beers
    <Vlar> xD
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  7. Basoosh

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    Lord Black reincarnated:

    [14:14] <Kane> welp im done, enjoy this broken f***ing server
    [14:14] *** Kane quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)


    Speaking of Lord Black, he was back for the halloween events, despite the server being broken and int being impossible to train up. :O
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  8. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [14:18] <Riyne> is there any trick to gaining tracking? what you target? how far you are? or just mash the button until gm?
    [14:18] <Song_Bird> i just mashed till gm
    [14:18] <Song_Bird> go to a town
    [14:19] <Song_Bird> macro click people
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> What you need to do is...
    [14:19] <Song_Bird> then click the first person
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> Buy a pack horse
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> load it up with all your stuff
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> mostly just the expensive stuff
    [14:19] <Riyne> this should be useful info
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> then walk out of Vesper
    [14:19] <~Telamon> sounds legit
    [14:19] <Weigraf[Work]> to the north
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> and find a grizzly bear
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> have your heavied down pack horse
    [14:20] <Riyne> thanks song. just creeeeping through the mid 90's.
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> fight the bear
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> then when it dies
    [14:20] <Song_Bird> ya .. i found that wasa good way to not end up w/ miss clicks
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> Cast the spell Corp por on yourself
    [14:20] <Weigraf[Work]> 5 times
    [14:21] <Weigraf[Work]> then announce your exact location in IRC
    [14:21] <Weigraf[Work]> Tracking should be gm
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  9. Jack of Shadows

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    LiTH: nox mages work?
    Moxo: when they are afk they work VERY well
  10. Vlar

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    <Axiom> OK SO MATTER WHAT AT 1:00am EASTERN TIME "DUELING EVENT" (2 VS 2) and (1 VS 1) WILL BE HELD AT MOONGLOW DUELING ARENA!!! Player Name: "Him" will be their to take and record the TEAMS and SOLO Player Names for the event!
    <Axiom> OK SO MATTER WHAT AT 1:00am EASTERN TIME "DUELING EVENT" (2 VS 2) and (1 VS 1) WILL BE HELD AT MOONGLOW DUELING ARENA!!! Player Name: "Him" will be their to take and record the TEAMS and SOLO Player Names for the event!
    <Axiom> OK SO MATTER WHAT AT 1:00am EASTERN TIME "DUELING EVENT" (2 VS 2) and (1 VS 1) WILL BE HELD AT MOONGLOW DUELING ARENA!!! Player Name: "Him" will be their to take and record the TEAMS and SOLO Player Names for the event!
    <@DarkWing> yikes
    <Axiom> TO MAKE THINGS SIMPLE FIRST COME IS FIRST SERVER FOR WHO FIGHTS FIRST. ANY COMPLICATIONS WILL RESULT IN THE ROLLING OD DICE! ANYONE TRY AND FUNNY STUFF MUST FIGHT/ DUEL WHILE DRUNK...
    <ShadowJack> darkwings bigbrother bot must be shitting itself
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  11. Jack of Shadows

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    23:35PuntSpeedChunk i found nonameallstar and his wife had it on a boat right off skara island
    23:35UOREvent Schedule > http://uorenaissance.com/eventschedule
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk then a nearly hour long chase ensued
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk whenin he finally lost us
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk but then we found him again
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk and he had it in his house
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    23:35GideonJura dude has a wife that plays uo?
    23:35GideonJura and helps him trap black knights on boats?
    23:35ShadowJack lol
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk apparently
    23:35GideonJura whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    23:35PuntSpeedChunk it was fun either way
    23:36GideonJura <- mind = blown
    23:36ShadowJack gideon just got aroused
    23:36PuntSpeedChunk but like i said the knight now no longer spawns in the overworld lol
    23:36GideonJura seriously
    23:36PuntSpeedChunk the boat chase was hella fun though
    23:36GideonJura maybe he got sea sick
    23:36PuntSpeedChunk we nearly had him a couple times
    23:36GideonJura knights dont go on boats often
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    Gideon's mast has been raised
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    [12:49:57] <CaptainMorgan> Stavrogin, are you a Michigander
    [12:50:07] <STAVROGIN> wuts that
    [12:50:13] <CaptainMorgan> That's a no
    [12:50:30] <STAVROGIN> but im curious wuts that
    [12:50:36] <CaptainMorgan> someone from Michigan
    [12:50:42] <STAVROGIN> oh
    [12:50:45] <STAVROGIN> im from turkey dude
    [12:50:45] <STAVROGIN> lol
    [12:50:49] <CaptainMorgan> lol
    [12:50:53] <CaptainMorgan> I was close
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    ^ I'm still chuckling.
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    [12:12:53] <Weigraf[Work]> Is that turkish for I like soup for breakfast?
    [12:13:06] <STAVROGIN> nah
    [12:13:11] <Gen> i don't know what the pho he's talking about
    [12:13:11] <STAVROGIN> its just my english
    [12:13:23] <Blaise> are you pho real?
    [12:13:24] <STAVROGIN> yea sorry
    [12:13:31] <Weigraf[Work]> Pho yeah I am
    [12:13:39] <Blaise> that's pho'd up man
    [12:13:48] <Blaise> you need to cool the pho out
    [12:13:49] <Weigraf[Work]> Whaaa?!?! Pho you bro
    [12:13:53] <Blaise> no pho you
    [12:13:59] <Weigraf[Work]> Pho this convo
    [12:13:59] <STAVROGIN> phorcish
    [12:14:01] <Blaise> ET PHO HOME
    [12:14:06] <Gen> pho'c'd up
    [12:14:09] <Blaise> lol
    [12:14:11] <STAVROGIN> yub
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    [22:16] <Cynic> CTF in 45 mins?!
    [22:16] *** phaero (~UOR@Chat4all-F04A9DB8.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has quit IRC: Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client
    [22:16] <Blaise> just one piece
    [22:16] <Blaise> or wtf ever it will eat
    [22:17] <Blaise> then one more a week later
    [22:17] <Axiom> 45 mins for CTF in what time zone?>
    [22:17] <Blaise> hhahahaha
    [22:17] *** lightz (~lightz@Chat4all-DD465AC7.dynamic-ip.hinet.net) has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
    [22:17] <Cynic> -.-
    [22:17] <Blaise> 45 minutes from now is the same in all time zones
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  17. Gnarl

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    <AnRobot-> payback is so glorious
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    <klaus> doesnt bring your dead dog back
    <AnRobot-> ehh
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    <bartimus> Gnarl
    <bartimus> Vlar
    <bartimus> Wodan
    <bartimus> Xegugg
    <bartimus> Zugu
    <Gnarl> ShadowJack
    <bartimus> Taliic
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    <bartimus> SirBilly
    <Gnarl> AnRobot-
    <Riyne> Bates
    <Xegugg> eat shit
    <bartimus> ShadowJack
    <bartimus> Sauryn
    <Gnarl> Basoosh
    <Gnarl> elhorno
    <bartimus> Russell
    <bartimus> Sardis
    <Gnarl> :0
    <Bates> Yes Riyne ?
    <Riyne> hah i was going to do AnRobot-
    <bartimus> phaero
    <bartimus> PaxRomain
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    [12:27:37] <mobileman> oh purp mask looks pretty nice
    [12:27:55] <mobileman> double tree fiddy sounds about right
    [12:28:20] <PingPong> debating on buyin it for 600 or not
    [12:28:22] <mobileman> you will need matching footwear tho
    [12:28:44] <mobileman> real wizards coordinate their open toe footwear with their special hats
    [12:28:53] <PingPong> yes!
    [12:28:59] <PingPong> he is sellin same hue sandals
    [12:29:02] <PingPong> not blessed tho
    [12:29:13] <mobileman> sounds like a screamin deal
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    [17:50:34] <~Telamon> If the wolf population outpaces the sheep population, then youve got a server full of wolves and no sheep
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