Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [13:33] <Godric> yeah, melee skills are pretty painless
    [13:34] <CaptainMorgan> not for the guy at the pointy end
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    He wasn't ignored, I just didn't have information on Tailor BoDs.
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    [16:06] <Dalavar> nice
    [16:06] <PaddyOBrien> will be interesting how that turns out Dalavar
    [16:06] <Dalavar> celebrate your divorce next week?
    [16:06] <PaddyOBrien> LOL
    [16:06] <Weigraf> I just got a whole bunch of magic cards shipped to me
    [16:06] <CaptainMorgan> LOL, she'll be right beside me on the couch, playing too
    [16:07] <Weigraf> .... I cant get the GF to play no matter how hard
    [16:07] <Weigraf> I try
    [16:07] <PaddyOBrien> then they'd get all jealous in game
    [16:07] <CaptainMorgan> We played together back in the day - when we'd really get mad at the other, occasionally a phone cord would get yanked out of the wall
    [16:08] <Dalavar> last shard I played on, I let my wife pick my character's clothes
    [16:08] <Dalavar> and named the char after her
    [16:08] <Dalavar> so the next week I randomly killed a red
    [16:08] <Dalavar> I tell her, "I killed a murderer with your character!"
    [16:08] <PaddyOBrien> "I saw you looking at that chick at Occlo bank! Her in that slutty looking leather bustier!" "No way, she's probably a dude anyway!"
    [16:08] <Dalavar> obviously expecting sexual rewards IRL
    [16:09] <Dalavar> instead she says, "You killed someone's character?!?!"
    [16:09] <Weigraf> !
    [16:09] <Dalavar> and ignored me for the next hour
    [16:09] <Dalavar> while I tried to explain what a red was
    [16:09] <PaddyOBrien> haha
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    Added paraphrased context in green
  5. Chris

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    [09:35] <Mandevu|afk> who wants to log on test and 5x with me
    [09:36] <Russell> I would Mandevu but I dont want to feel embaressed
    [09:36] <Russell> ...for you
    [09:36] <Mandevu|afk> oh snap
    [09:36] <Russell> BOOM headshot
    [09:36] <Mandevu|afk> burn
    [09:36] <Vella> would anyone like to do Baracon? :D
    [09:37] <Mandevu|afk> last time a group of guys asked meto do barracoon they didnt even know how to start it nor had they ever done a champ before
    [09:37] <Russell> is he Baracoons retarded sibling?
    [09:37] <Mandevu|afk> they informed me of all this after we got there and were all set up
    [09:37] <Kane> im down for a champ
    [09:38] <Vella> LOL mandevu :D
    [09:38] <Vella> we all start at the start
    [09:38] <Mandevu|afk> we can do Neira
    [09:38] <elhorno> your not invited kane, not in the clique :p
    [09:38] <Mandevu|afk> she'll be roaming random dungeons
    [09:38] <Russell> hahaha
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    [21:42:12] <Bogugh> Weigraf is innocent. That is all.
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    <Vlar> “When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.” ― Mark Twain
    <ShadowJack> and then he died
    <tVLFBERHTt> ^
    <Vlar> Not before he helped Data and the Enterprise.
    <Weigraf[Work]> Okay but even when im wired I feel like I move sluggish and not sharp
    * Gladiator has quit (Ping timeout)
    <Wodan> yeah i'm getting the impression even mark twains farts were made into quotes
    <Wodan> "I would love to share a recipe with you for a brilliant cat stew" - Wodan
    * Xegugg slays wodan
    <Wodan> "that's how all my lines in irc will look like from now on" - Wodan
    * Vlar double slays Wodan
    <Vlar> lol
    <tVLFBERHTt> woah, you can't quote yourself...thats just talking
    <Vlar> LOL
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  8. Urza

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    [12:33:33] <Weigraf[Work]> oh word
    [12:34:14] <Weigraf[Work]> Do you guys believe this copper healing bologna?
    [12:34:30] <Weigraf[Work]> Copper t-shirts and stuff?
    [12:35:00] <Weigraf[Work]> I think im being taken for a fool here but I might by a copper t-shirt
    [12:35:12] <elhorno> try it before you knock it
    [12:35:26] <Garvey> like those titanium balance brecelets and stuff...?
    [12:35:37] <Weigraf[Work]> yeah
    [12:35:39] <Malefik> Yeah Blaise I didn't feel like single tames was that hard. Probably took longer but that's fine.
    [12:35:42] <Weigraf[Work]> but copper healing power
    [12:35:44] <elhorno> my great aunt used to have arthritis and a copper t-shirt cured her blindness
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    <Dalavar> I got 3 red heads for a total of 34gp
    <Dalavar> so I got that going for me
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    <fwerp> !seen mywiener
    <@Renaissance> fwerp, I don't remember seeing mywiener.
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    [19:27] <Viddeo> ebola careful so you dont cut yourself, being that edgy and all
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    [09:35] <Viddeo> Jhelom bulls is a viciuous circle, someone kills you you kill everyone you see after that and they retalitate and its GAS THE BULLS BRING THE SILVER ITS ON
    [09:38] <Gladiator> switch to eatin' fish~
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  13. Vlar

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    <Russell> arg another 5 indians in one tracking qwindow
    <Wodan> you must feel like general custer, Russell
    <Xegugg> they are gonning to have a pow wow on your ass
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    [09:43:30] <Maji> will have to route your connection through NK via proxy ;p
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    [17:09:59] <Vlar> Rest well Wodan of Bad Advice.
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    [21:04] <Russell> wth the indian is back under the foundation of this house
    [21:04] <timbo> haha
    [21:04] <~Telamon> Building inspector indian
    [21:05] <timbo> drops ultra rare house lockpick kit\
    [21:05] <Zyler> heh
    [21:06] <Russell> so weird some pooor little newbie sparring his characters
    [21:06] <Russell> has no clue whats in his basement
    [21:07] <timbo> lmao
    [21:07] <Heather> get off my lawn
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  17. Vlar

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    <Jupiter> there are savage indians riding turkeys
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    <~Telamon> I randomly buy firefly dvd boxes and give them away to people
    <~Telamon> just so the sales are great
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    <Mes> you are a bit of an insane person dood. Last time i saw you you were popping in irc spamming telamon hates gays in all caps and leaving
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    <Vader> holy crap these indians are intense
    <CaptainMorgan> I believe they call them teepees
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