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  1. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [10:42] <Necro> ive decided im doing a 5x mage + music and provo as my money making character (first toon), then im doing a lumberjacker since I joined uo:r from t2a (couldnt pvp with LJ there), and a stun mage
    [10:42] <Necro> good choices?
    [10:42] <Simoneau_Trade> if the gold rolls in then it's good
    [10:43] <Necro> is it a good idea to have wrestle on a pvp bard?
    [10:44] <Mordechai> why is the bard PvP?
    [10:45] <~Telamon> Wrestle or Anat + Eval have the same defensive effect
    [10:45] <Gen> pvpers are very easy to provoke to anger with simple words, no need to use points on provocation
    Chris, Dec 1, 2014
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  2. El Horno

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    12:09Raithan_Ellis It's rewarding to pk someone and get an LJ gain. [​IMG]
    12:09Blaise hahah
    12:09elhorno hah yes, please gm off a kill
    12:09Xegugg lol
    12:09jareth lol
    12:09Blaise especially if you're over 65 LJ [​IMG]
    12:09elhorno that would be an epic screenshot
    12:09elhorno deathblow + gm lj
    12:09Telamon Not exactly the method i expected people to train LJ after the patch, but I guess it works
    El Horno, Dec 1, 2014
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  3. Vlar

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    [21:44] * Now talking in #uortrade
    [21:44] * Topic is 'Welcome to #UORtrade ~ a Great Resource for all of your Trading Needs.'
    [21:44] * Set by DarkWing on Sat Apr 05 21:45:33 2014
    [21:44] <Raithan> Selling 26 plat @ 6k per.
    [21:45] <Raithan> I NEED MY WELFARE CHECK!
    [21:45] <Vlar> xD
    [21:45] * Vlar updates his thread

    Typical thing to read upon joining around the top of the month. :p
    Vlar, Dec 1, 2014
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    [19:52:18] <Blaise> that's stupid Telamon

    [19:52:25] <Blaise> I mean, go ahead and kick me

    [19:52:45] <~Telamon> Calling someone stupid in this channel is stupid

    [19:56:03] <Blaise> but if someone slaps me with their dick in main, I'm not about to let it slide off my chin without a punch in the nuts before I bail
    Jebidiah, Dec 1, 2014
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  5. Chris

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    [15:21] <Froste> some decent loot aat Occlo bank today... sillyheads getting grey and dying
    [15:22] <Froste> 2.5k cloth/bandages and about 5k worth of regs so far
    [15:22] <Froste> this is a good day
    [15:29] <Timelord> How are they "getting grey"?
    [15:30] <Froste> well, a couple guys were fighting... one dies, random blue tries to loot, grey/guardwhacked, he gets looted
    [15:30] <Froste> another guy comes up, same drill
    [15:31] <Timelord> Hah
    [15:31] <Froste> :D yep!
    [15:31] <Froste> a harsh lesson in game mechanics
    [15:31] <Froste> ...harsh and profitable!
    [15:37] <jareth> lol, thats awesomeness right there
    Chris, Dec 3, 2014
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    Thanks Chris....


    <Telamon> "a bounty of 1gp has been placed on Gen's Virginity! The guards of Britannia will now pay 2621gp for their head for the vile murder of his Palm"
    <Avery> lol
    * Gen siiiiiiiiiiiighs
    <Telamon> (sorry gen, your name fit my example) =)
    <elhorno> haha
    <Gen> it's just a name!
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    Gen, Dec 4, 2014
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  7. Vlar

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    s/b?
    Vlar, Dec 4, 2014
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    <~Telamon> nothing is more awkward than explaining to a client his backup is full
    <~Telamon> because he filled up his my docs folder with porn
    Vlar, Dec 5, 2014
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  9. Chris

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    [11:21] <Westra> I am coming to believe that animals have a enhanced sense of when I am awake
    [11:21] <Zyler> you can mount a fish (and other animals) using a taxidermy kit
    [11:21] <Zyler> !search taxidermy
    [11:21] <+Tradebot> Search Link > http://www.uorenaissance.com/search/taxidermy
    [11:21] <Westra> pouring coffee, two squirrels and couple jays showed up wanting peanuts
    [11:22] <Westra> lol
    [11:22] <Gen> do you live in narnia?
    [11:22] * Westra glad they haven't learned how to ring the doorbell
    [11:22] <Marshal> lol
    [11:22] <Zyler> my kitty is interested
    [11:22] <Westra> just about lol
    Chris, Dec 6, 2014
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    <AnRobot> what if we made slayers very slowly get better with the more mobs you slay with them?
    <AnRobot> or am i just really high?
    <Gen> LOL
    <elhorno> ^
    <elhorno> you would have ridiculously OP weapons quickly
    <Valrick> well robot, i like your comment
    <Valrick> but i'm in a similar state @.@
    <Gen> good thing i have Vlar's thread open in my browser...
    Gen, Dec 6, 2014
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    [22:23:41] <Balla> since when has ebola ever used logic?
    Zyler, Dec 6, 2014
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    [22:09] <Zyler> ok im back whores
    [22:09] <Vlar> xD

    [​IMG]

    Mes, Dec 6, 2014
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  13. Chris

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    [23:28] <Halabinder> I couldn't come up with one...
    [23:28] <Halabinder> I paid 500 gold
    [23:28] <Gen> i think you can skip the gold part actually
    [23:29] <Gen> if i remember right
    [23:29] <Gen> you go to the stable
    [23:29] <Gen> buy a pack llama
    [23:29] <Gen> then... what else was it
    [23:29] <Gen> oh no it was a pack horse
    [23:29] <Halabinder> lol
    [23:29] <Gen> put all your stuff in it
    [23:29] <Halabinder> already not worth the time
    [23:29] <Halabinder> still paying 500 gold
    [23:29] <Gen> :p
    [23:31] <Halabinder> One does not simply go to the stables. You must cross many streets filled with hidden thieves. Not to mention the bridges.
    Chris, Dec 7, 2014
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  14. Vlar

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    [21:41] <~Telamon> 66% of all pvp is verbal, so people need an outlet

    #UORPvP
    Vlar, Dec 9, 2014
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    [12:45] <PaddyOBrien> apparently Jhelom Pens is the UO version of Chicago
    [12:46] <~Telamon> that is the best analogy ive ever heard
    [12:46] <elhorno> haha thats a good point
    [12:46] <PaddyOBrien> haha
    [12:46] <elhorno> and you wouldn't find that in a hotspots runebook
    [12:46] <PaddyOBrien> somtimes even tamer on tamer crime happens
    [12:46] <Marshal> exactly
    [12:46] <Marshal> but i figure it a top 5 pk spot
    Chris, Dec 10, 2014
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    Lightshade, Dec 10, 2014
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    [21:53:56] <Halabinder> maaaaaannnn now I have to make a tailor/smith...
    [21:54:05] <T3hD4ve> *nods*
    [21:54:10] <T3hD4ve> gather some bods
    [21:54:12] <T3hD4ve> hit me up
    [21:54:21] <T3hD4ve> dont hit it like a crackhead and you'll be fine
    Halabinder, Dec 11, 2014
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    <ValoriVinyl> whats bagball
    <elhorno> its next level PVP
    Dalavar, Dec 12, 2014
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    09:14<Telamon> Notice: The worldwide spawn should start this evening, make sure to check the event schedule for a specific time. The events will not open for a few days still
    El Horno, Dec 12, 2014
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    <Lore> All day long of healing and corps pkd got me 13 points
    <Lore> Err corps por
    <Lore> IRc on iPhone makes for autocorrect hell
    <Canis> har
    Vlar, Dec 13, 2014
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