Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[00] <Liberation> TT has generously sponsored this week(Friday Night Fights) 1v1 PvP Tourney, dexxers only. Prizes are 30k/20k/10k, the usual statuettes, and the first place winner will also recieve a full set of invuln plate (again, generously donated by TT)!
[00] <Vlar>
[00] <Vlar> w00t for TT!
[00] <Vlar> Goooo Turtle Team YI YI YI YI YI LIVEEEE ACTION

[00] <Jibreel> Question I found some Blood Moss on ground says i cannot pick it up why?
[00] <Tater> minoc moongate?
[00] <Tater> thats tease moss
[00] <Jibreel> yah
[01] <Vlar> LMFAO
[01] <Jupiter> Jibreel August Fool's?

1 - This is too true.
2 - It boggles my mind how random teenagers end up in UO in this day and age. Don't they have some Call of Medal of Duties and Honors to go play?

[04] <Sarduchi> lol wow i set the closejump to a hotkey clicked the hotkey and boom uo crashs lol hope it dont crash again!
[04] <Zyler> Ive never done that
[04] <Zyler> usually nice
[04] <Zyler> once in Volde
[04] <~Telamon> dont map it to alt F4 =)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12] <~Telamon> Starting this weekend you can start to find "camps" on the open seas with various pirates
[12] <Zyler> Ooo
[12] <DaTamer> yea, they killed me
[12] <DaTamer> thanx Telamon
[12] <DaTamer>
[12] <Renaissance> O_O
[12] <~Telamon> near britain or trinsic?
[12] <DaTamer> trinsic
[12] <Cero> all these additions to the seas will have me on my boat a lot more
[12] <DaTamer> first day fishng and Telamon kills me
[12] <Cero> guess i should make a fisher
[12] <~Telamon> Thats our one test camp
[12] <DaTamer> ... /cry

[20] <Blaise> you said "CHOKE ME NOW YOU BASTARD"
[20] <Blaise> I figured that's what you wanted
[20] <Blaise> damnit
[20] <Blaise> women are so confusing

[21] <Zyler> what is all this
[21] * Vlar points at Atraxi
[21] <Zyler> Oh ok now it makes sense
[21] <Vlar>
[21] <Atraxi> wait what?

This was pretty good. I like him. Also lets try to use #uorpvp lest we forget about the young ones.

[21] <DaTamer> you can log out anytime you like.... but you can never leave

<Knive> i enver elft the keyboard
<Knive> : qwak aorund wit keyboard
<Knive> lllol
<Atraxi> wtf
<Belgarrion> qwak?
<Knive> walks
<Jibreel> qwerty
<Knive> qwak qwka
<Atraxi> denver elf something or another
<Knive> qwertyu

[17] <Blaise> hold alt when you dclick healthbars to separate them
[17] <Vlar> ^
[17] * Vlar gets the brain squeegee
[17] <scooter> can someone show me how to set a bot up for tameing
[17] <Blaise> no
[17] <Blaise> !guides
[17] <Spud> viewtopic.php?f=18&t=682
[17] <Blaise> has a great guide on taming though
[17] <W1ck3d> WTF!!!
[17] <Vlar> use that link scooter
[17] <Lily> Yeah it'll guide you through loads in the game =)
[17] <Blaise> and other things
[17] <W1ck3d> Mind has been blown
[17] <W1ck3d> Who needs real life? I have UOR IRC to teach me the ways.
[17] <Vlar>

[17] <L|Work> he sowed you?
[17] <L|Work> he buried you in the ground and tended to you?
[17] <Blaise> like the wild oat that he is

[00] <Russell> Ive always known he has a twisted sense of humer
[00] <Russell> or
[00] <~Telamon> naah, the NSA just sent over your medical records as part of my platinum background check

http://twitter.com/AndrewChalland/statu ... 3720338432

[05] <Vlar> I lost my remote!
[05] * Vlar goes exploring
[05] <Corruption> cat hid it, as a pre-emptive move to stop you from turning off puppies

[09] <wololol> heh whats the command to abandon the escort
[09] <Zyler> here and there
[09] <Vlar> You take them out in the woods -- kill em' and give me their special colored cloth.
[09] <Zyler> forgot how I got rid of them
[09] <Zyler> I am not evil like that guy
[09] <Zyler>
[09] <Vlar> > murder for fashion!
[09] <Zyler> there is a way
[09] <wololol> I reckon I can't beat her to death with my fishingpole

15:18 < Russell> I let my love guide me to Telamon
15:18 * Telamon suddnely feels dirty

[02:59:46] <~Telamon> You can have a hearing before the afk tribunal this evening Mutumbo, where we can discuss naming your firstborne children for a jail exit

<Aeric> I feel so bad for Blaise. After 7 months, he's still in here chatting with digital friends. The poor guy has no real life friends



/me cries

2 back to back discussions regarding the resist session post-bombing security checkpoint, and the vengance that was doled out upon those terrorists responsible for the attack.