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12:41UORStats#Renaissance statistics: http://uor.lzm.me
12:41Blaisehahah, yeah, third place really gets me down
12:41Blaiseoh, back in second
12:41Blaisevery nice
12:41Blaisehahaha
12:41ShadowJackSheesh Telamon is beating me now
12:41ShadowJackI'm slipping on my monologues
12:42 *** boing44 joined #Renaissance
12:42BlaiseI remember like three years ago when I surpassed Telamon's forum post count
12:42Blaiselol
12:42ShadowJacklol
12:42Bhthe joy eh?
12:42Hereticin my town it's called FLOODER
12:42Blaisehttp://uorforum.com/members/
12:42 *** boing44 quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
12:42Blaiserekt
12:42ShadowJackholy shit
12:42Hereticlol
12:43Hereticdouble posts of the 2nd place
12:43ShadowJackI'm on that list too, as a fully self absorbed egocentric person, I don't realize I talk that much sometimes
12:43Blaisetop four liked posters, all donating members of hte community
12:43bartimusTsarkon?!
12:43bartimuscoming out of no where!
12:43ShadowJackI'm waiting for stealing to be fixed until I donate
12:43Tsarkonthis is what happens when blaise doesn't work like he's supposed to
12:44Tsarkonand what now?
12:44Blaisemight as well put that in an index fund Jack
12:44Blaiselol
12:44ShadowJackhahaha that's hilarious
12:44ShadowJacksad but funny
12:44Blaisedepressingly accurate though
12:44Blaiselol

Right before the above conversation happened... the mystery of PANGUS impostors and Darkwing's imprisonment of our hero:

[13:59:54] <Bh> some heretic was trying to take the place of our beloved Pangus
[13:59:55] <@Avery> lol!
[13:59:56] <Blaise> Is Test Center on the latest build for the shard?
[14:00:02] <Blaise> or is it still ancient mechanics?
[14:00:04] <@Avery> prolly
[14:00:06] <Hawkins> hahaah blasphemy!
[14:00:07] <Heretic> what?
[14:00:08] <Heretic> not me
[14:00:11] <Blaise> there was some concern that test center was still running an old build
[14:00:18] <Onions> ancient aliens
[14:00:23] <Heretic> yeah yeah
[14:00:25] <Heretic> always blame the heretic
[14:00:26] <Heretic> right
[14:00:27] <Heretic> thanks
[14:00:31] <@Avery> best to ask the man
[14:00:31] <Heretic> I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
[14:00:33] Heretic storms out
[14:00:36] <Onions> wtg heretic!
[14:01:32] <Blaise> Telamon, when was the last time you updated test?
[14:02:23] <Bh> not you heretic
[14:02:33] <Bh> it was shadowjack who tried to take the place of Pangus
[14:02:40] <Hawkins> hmmm!
[14:02:40] <Bh> and bartimus too but he was forgiven
[14:02:54] <Hawkins> we haven't seen Pangus since DW smited him.....
[14:02:59] <Bh> true
[14:03:00] <Hawkins> #FreePANGUS
[14:03:24] <Bh> well the log was posted by zyler in the forum thread
[14:03:24] <Bh> so
[14:03:25] <Bh> ﷯
[14:03:30] <Hawkins> hahahah
[14:03:36] <Heretic> pangus is an entity
[14:03:42] <Onions> so all we have left is memories...
[14:03:49] <Onions> thanks heretic!
[14:03:55] <Hawkins> the people must be informed of Darkwing's political prisoner!
[14:04:33] <Hawkins> who else will spread capslocked joy to the children of UOR?

[13:35:14] <Tsarkon> knighthawk: http://uorforum.com/threads/housing-101-entrance-security-tips-and-tricks.544/
[13:35:22] <Tsarkon> don't forget to bank that key while you read it �
[13:35:44] <knighthawk> k thx

I don't get it.

[13:02] <Tsarkon> cap: https://imgflip.com/i/126qtj
[13:02] *** PANGUS (UOR@162278A5.5587CD7E.CAA37B55.IP) has joined #Renaissance
[13:02] <Bh> what
[13:02] <Bh> WHAT
[13:02] <Tsarkon> holy shit
[13:02] *** PANGUS (UOR@162278A5.5587CD7E.CAA37B55.IP) has left #Renaissance
[13:02] <Hawkins> hahahha right on! it worked!
[13:02] <Tsarkon> OMFG IT WORKED

Neither did I, apparently

(I thought Tsarkon was snooping his pack, which would make the comment funny. In reality, he'd just sold him a house and was being helpful...which isn't funny, but might still be memorable to knighthawk)

From T-mans event today (scavenger hunt).


[18:28:39] <syncopations`> you completely missed jhelom dude
[18:28:49] <syncopations`> its the single most tranny thing
[18:29:02] <bartimus> *Trammy
[18:29:06] <Tomah> aside from an actual tranny
[18:29:06] <bartimus> the word u want is trammy
[18:29:31] <syncopations`> rofl

[14:29:17] <~MikeK> been listening to carly rae jepsen, dunno why but its been so long
[14:29:19] <~MikeK> and so good

[16:57:15] <Larloch_OutOnBail> oh yea im > 100bps
[16:57:29] <Larloch_OutOnBail> my family drains my wifi
[16:58:09] Larloch_OutOnBail has quit (Client exited).

[20:28] <PokerFishin> Well I disabled SIP on my Mac and the client still crashes. GRRR
[20:28] <TiMi> have you tried buying a pc?

[22:01:42] <Kane> and how damaged are you?
[22:03:21] Shantyman-AFK is now known as Shantyman.
[22:03:31] DarkWing is pretty damaged
[22:03:39] <UOR_6268> ive never heard of that.....
[22:03:43] <[KM]Izzy> we know DW

[09:00:48] <WTS> >>bolts of cloth for 110G<< - {< Stock 200 >}
[09:00:58] <WTS> >>bolts of cloth for 110G<< - {< Stock 200 >}
[09:06:30] <~DarkWing> heard you the first time

Telamon used the trademark!


[21:04:52] <Shantyman> i wish there was a plat reward to allow you to migrate a character from one account to another provided you've had both accounts registered to the same email for xx months
[21:04:59] <Shantyman> =)
[21:08:57] <~Telamon> Shantyman that will be available soon(tm)

[08:30:08] <Kane> get your runic hammers! http://uorforum.com/threads/wts-smith-bod-rewards.16987/
[08:30:40] <Shad> i think my last boat decay
[08:31:01] <Kane> open one of the planks
[08:32:31] <BlackEye> but with key on you
[08:32:34] <BlackEye> else it wont refresh
[08:32:55] <Shad> oh key
[08:33:00] <Shad> this is the problem..
[08:33:03] <Shad> ty Blackeye
[08:33:07] <BlackEye> np
[08:33:08] <Hawkins> can you make a copy of that key and still refresh with it? or does it have to be the main key?
[08:33:37] <BlackEye> never tried that
[08:33:40] Ponne joined the channel.
[08:33:50] <Shad> ill try
[08:33:56] <Shad> and let you kwow
[08:35:34] <BlackEye> hey kane, are these the original crystals? you know, blaise's rage crystals

[09:32:51] <Ponne> well i said when i get enough money �
[09:32:54] <Tsarkon> two actually. one is next to a cabin... which you can also buy �
[09:32:58] <Ponne> haha
[09:33:10] <Tsarkon> well you aren't gonna earn money by chatting in irc! go farm, lad!
[09:33:17] <Ponne> gotta get my dragons first
[09:33:23] <Ponne> damn heavy petting killed them last night
[09:33:42] <CaskaAFK> i forgot that was a person for a second and it was horrifying
[09:33:49] CaskaAFK is now known as Caska.
[09:34:06] <Timelord_Work> Yeah doing that to dragons will kill them sometimes...

[14:22:54] <JohnM> Zyler, i have a super hot honey spot
[14:23:08] <wylwrk> Start your own channel for that nasty stuff, please.
[14:23:08] <JohnM> #noporno
[14:23:46] <Reon> lol

[11:35:36] <Zyler> I have SO much candy and and SO many muffins!
[11:35:54] <Timelord_Work> Nox say order status
[11:35:57] <Zyler> I should start a cupcake factory