Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[08:23:44] <Hapa> none online ? expt that noob runner "murder" Xi....
[08:24:50] <Jill_Stihl> I've never understood the 'noob killer' slur. We don't wander around with account age above character's heads.

<Kinoko_JPN> Peace-Out (eng->jpn):我々 は両方知ってうそをつくが、
<Peace-Out> translation anyone?
<Kinoko_JPN> Peace-Out (eng->jpn):翻訳誰ですか?
<CD> invoker you have 15 million in game?
<Kinoko_JPN> CD (eng->jpn):呼び出し元 1500 万ゲームであるか。
<Soear> "but we both know YOU LIE"
<Kinoko_JPN> Soear (eng->jpn):「しかし、我々 は両方知ってあなたはうそ」
<wylwrk> They're simply pointing out the obvious... yes, indeed english > japanese
<Kinoko_JPN> wylwrk (eng->jpn):彼らは単にはい、... 明らかに指している確かに英語 &gt; 日本
<BlackEye> shut the fuck up Kinoko_JPN
<Kinoko_JPN> BlackEye (eng->jpn):Kinoko_JPN を性交をシャット ダウンします。
<Kinoko_JPN> awww, my translation scrypt is fuckin running by mistake
<Kinoko_JPN> Kinoko_JPN (eng->jpn):おやおや、私翻訳 scrypt は fuckin の間違えて実行しています。

(11:04:53 AM) Telamon: 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
(11:04:57 AM) PaddyOBrien: LOL
(11:04:58 AM) Telamon: 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
(11:04:59 AM) Peace-out: CAT

[17:55] <~Telamon> jhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[17:55] <~Telamon> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[17:55] <~Telamon> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[17:55] <~Telamon> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[17:55] <~Telamon> cat typing sorry
[18:03] <~Telamon> I came back from an appointment
[18:03] <~Telamon> and my cat was sleeping on the keyboard

Your cat has interesting ideas and I would like to subscribe to its newsletter.

Indeed. I received a similar message from Telamon. Looked something like this: "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++"

Now, normally I would defer that to cat/keyboard interaction and move on... But, plus signs were used. Which means the cat was pressing shift and the respective plus sign key. I think this cat knows what he's doing. Think there is more to this cat than we give it credit for.

The TeleCat strikes again!

[20:12] <+Tambourine> stop using me like a wet rag
[20:12] <@CrazyDaze> ha haa
[20:12] <+Tambourine> i am for only banging hard
[20:12] * @crazydaze refrains
[20:12] <+Tambourine> so bang me hard and be happy
[20:12] <&Arawn> lmao

(The following quote is censored to protect the sensitive)

[16:19] * [420]Eskeleto (~UOR@EBC6B779.EF91E814.D927C477.IP) has joined #Renaissance
[16:19] <[420]Eskeleto> /msg Jill_Stihl listen you little *****
[16:19] <Tasz> Telamon: MODS
[16:19] <[420]Eskeleto> /msg Jill_Stihl lyoure ******* worthless
[16:19] * Julia (~fJulie@Chat4all-B390B221.cable.dynamic.surfer.at) has joined #Renaissance
[16:20] * Treasureman (~Treasurem@Chat4all-4C51C97F.lightspeed.jcsnms.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Renaissance
[16:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Treasureman
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Sup ****
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] <[420]Eskeleto> Julia youre getting g****** in your *** so hardd *** shoots out of your ears!!!!!
[16:20] * Treasureman sets mode: +b *!*@EBC6B779.EF91E814.D927C477.IP
[16:20] * [420]Eskeleto was kicked by Treasureman (Treasureman)
[16:20] <blueduckZzzz> hooray for treasureman
[16:22] <@Treasureman> i know this isnt too professional
[16:23] <@Treasureman> but he is obviously poorly educated.. it would be impossible to have anything from the butt to the ears to shoot out.. without carving a path with a knife
[16:23] <@Treasureman> poor guy

[18:38:18] <UOR_2998> How does one PvP in IRC?
[18:39:04] uosnapaissance[cA] invoker[IRCpvper] you find yourself in a large dark room. There is a faint glimmer of trammel to the east. To the north and west lies Justice Lake, a large blue behemoth in the distance. Jake is near the road.
[18:39:17] duke19 joined the channel.
[18:39:23] uosnapaissance[cA] Exits are East, North/West - Commands: Talk, Look
[18:41:39] <invoker[IRCpvper]> move south
[18:42:35] uosnapaissance[cA] you cautiosly back up as if to move south. With a worried look, Jake yells something that you can't quite make out. Do you wish to move south?
[18:42:38] uosnapaissance[cA] Yes / No
[18:42:53] <invoker[IRCpvper]> yes
[18:43:23] uosnapaissance[cA] backwards you go. Justice Lake becomes but a faint dot in the background. Finally you arrive at your destination.
[18:43:37] <invoker[IRCpvper]> inventory sort
[18:43:42] uosnapaissance[cA] your back is pressed against what feels like a monumental structure. You turn around and realize it's a large keep.
[18:43:45] duke19 has quit (Quit: duke19).
[18:43:55] <invoker[IRCpvper]> inventory open
[18:43:59] uosnapaissance[cA] You are surrounded by CPU ruffians, cornered against the stone wall of the keep.
[18:43:59] <invoker[IRCpvper]> inventory equip sword
[18:44:06] uosnapaissance[cA] you open inventory and arm a sword.
[18:44:07] uosnapaissance[cA] rolls
[18:44:15] uosnapaissance[cA] it's made of marshmellow, it wont be very effective
[18:44:22] <ReZon> This is some quality IRC
[18:44:42] uosnapaissance[cA] You may: Talk, Look. Exits are: attempt to scale the wall
[18:45:46] <invoker[IRCpvper]> talk CPU_ruffians
[18:46:21] uosnapaissance[cA] You call out to the ruffians: "Hey, guys wait".
[18:46:35] uosnapaissance[cA] they only reply with Corp Por. In a matter of seconds you will be blasted with energy bolts.
[18:46:48] uosnapaissance[cA] You may Talk, Look, Exits are: attempt to scale the wall
[18:47:28] <invoker[IRCpvper]> cast lvl9_magic_spell Anti-21Drop
[18:47:38] uosnapaissance[cA] I don't know that command.
[18:47:48] <invoker[IRCpvper]> climb wall
[18:47:53] uosnapaissance[cA] the ruffians continue their casting, you will be fell in moments
[18:48:07] uosnapaissance[cA] with a gust of bravato you turn around and grasp firmly onto the wall
[18:48:09] uosnapaissance[cA] the keep idocs
[18:48:16] <invoker[IRCpvper]> GG
[18:48:34] uosnapaissance[cA] you are killed under the rubble of assorted rare dirty pans and bods
[18:48:47] uosnapaissance[cA] You Died *dark souls sound effect*
[18:48:58] <invoker[IRCpvper]> ;(
[18:49:12] <uosnapaissance[cA]> You aren't very good at irc pvp!
[18:49:28] <invoker[IRCpvper]> I got IRC ganked
[18:49:37] <uosnapaissance[cA]> you should have seen it coming
[18:49:38] <uosnapaissance[cA]> CPU
[18:49:40] <uosnapaissance[cA]> a keep!
[18:49:43] <uosnapaissance[cA]> of course it would idoc

@Mandevu @scuba @Invoker

Haha! Bravo!!

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[14:37] <Howard> UOR is like the America of the world, every asshole can bitch about the leader while on welfare

[18:47:19] <PaddyOBrien> is there an invasion or something going on tonight?
[18:47:26] <PaddyOBrien> or a dungeon thing?
[18:48:36] <UOR_3855> Yes, they are invading Uranus
[18:48:47] <Goblinchild> oh damn
[18:48:49] <PaddyOBrien> HAH
[18:48:56] <PaddyOBrien> wrekt
[18:49:15] <UOR_3855>
[18:49:44] <PaddyOBrien> ahh, i never get too old for that joke, it always makes me laugh

[20:09:23] <~Telamon> The long event is so you kids can take a break and attend to your signifigant others
[20:09:27] <~Telamon> not farm for 3 weeks straight

[18:45:50] <invoker> ;msg nickserv identify <redacted>
[18:46:24] <X-Factor> lmao
[18:46:31] <Zools> sweet pw
[18:46:50] <Alvien> I think its legit
[18:46:54] <Zools> im not a security expert...but i would recommend changing it now
[18:47:16] <Alvien> add a second dooby, rock solid
[18:47:16] <X-Factor> lol
[18:47:21] <Zools> or go with 2018
[18:50:12] <DrP> hahaha
[18:50:34] <Alvien> someone screenshot for the forums funny IRC moments =]

this was so random it made me laugh

[17:14:34] <GideonJura> HYPE IT UP UOR! HYPE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:14:35] <AlexCCCP> deco tool doesnt give info, just lets you move and turn shit
[17:14:43] <AlexCCCP> Dammit Gid, youre scaring the children

[20:19] <Cynic> I got looted many years ago.. it was because I got too comfortable with my CY. You live and learn.
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!
[20:20] <Larloch> HAHAHAHAHAHAAh, HYPE!!!

[02:15] <TheDankNugget> can a frog lick its own ass?

Forgot I was going to post this...





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