Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[22] <Atraxi> i want my ozzie to poly into a chicken
[22] <Atraxi> i'd ride that cock all day
[22] <HateCrimeGaming> lol

This wins, close the thread, start a new one.

ROFLMAO!!!! :lol:

<Atraxi> My fingers do what they want

i go afk and this happens?
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Blaise does: Parenting
[16] <Atraxi> my grandma is a teacher
[16] <Atraxi> she teaches 4th and 5th graders
[16] <Atraxi> but it's getting dangerous. the kids are, like, out of control
[16] <Atraxi> just the other day one of them threw her over a desk
[16] <Atraxi> she's thinking of retiring some day[16] <King> beat that kids ass, atraxi!
[16] <Blaise> threw her over a desk?
[16] <Blaise> lol
[16] <Blaise> BEAT YOUR CHILDREN PEOPLE
[16] <Blaise> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T

Blaise does: Dating

[10:24:14] <IIII> traning up these breasts they are just plain fun

[03] <Russell> why all your guys dead at youre log cabin in Yew?
[03] <Vlar> ?
[03] <Vlar> Whatchoo mean?
[03] <Russell> arnt you Peace
[04] <Vlar> OH NO
[04] <Vlar> I'm Vlar, Giorgio, Phaedrus

16:08 < DankNuggets> how much u want dix?
16:08 < Blaise> a lot

[09:44:16] <Russell> SUCK IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Telamon

[00] * %DarkWing sets mode +b Marquis
[00] <Marquis>
[00] <~Telamon> But this is a game channel, so we would like to keep the chatter related to the game
[00] <Zyler> FUCK YOU!
[00] <Russell> wow zyler just brock his seal!
[00] <Russell> I am so proud right now
[00] <Marquis> I think that Russell is a cunt. << Game related
[00] <%DarkWing> Zylers from another planet .. that saying has different meaning where he's from

[11] <upgrayedd> Apoc you don't have any "boys" or friends, just people you haven't screwed over...yet
[11] <Blaise> Also, HateCrime, if you've ever had the pleasure of having Apoc on your FaceBook
[11] <Blaise> you'd know that he's only there to scrape data for later potential trash talk
[11] <Russell> hahaha
[11] <Russell> absolute truth
[11] <Blaise> just ask Russell

[06:22:12] <DaxX> im selling vanquich weapons, 1 for macer, 3 for fencer
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[06:25:36] <peep> poop�
[06:26:52] <Atraxi> oooh a vanquich
[06:26:54] <Avery> vanquich, is that like the best sandwich ever ever?
[06:26:55] <Atraxi> those are good
[06:27:04] <Avery> how about a supreme vanquich
[06:27:07] <Atraxi> do you put mayo on yours?
[06:27:13] <Avery> totally
[06:27:21] <Atraxi> oh yeah
[06:27:35] <Avery> +25 ham and provo

[23] <Corruption> its why much of the tech world has been disdainful of flash for years -- it executes things on the local machine outside of a sandbox, and has always been a risk
[23] * Vlar nods
[23] <Vlar> I never was upset my iPad doesn't have flash.
[23] <Vlar> Oh no... I can't play all those horrible games... oh no.
[23] <Vlar> Or get those massively annoying websites!
[23] <IIII> nerds my tech IRC is talking about games, and my Game IRC is talking about Tech lol

[08:09:07] <Mes> well the incans had sex with aztecs and turned them into mexicans

21:38 <~Telamon> Atraxi you need to stop watching that deep fried food program on the butter network

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[11:05:40] <Atraxi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[11:05:44] <Atraxi> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
[11:05:55] <Atraxi> AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[11:06:03] Atraxi SCREAMS AND PULLS HIS HAIRS OUT
[11:06:11] <peep> THE APOCOLIPSE IS HERE!!!
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[11:08:48] <Atraxi> HE'S BACK!
[11:08:54] Atraxi puts razor blades away
[11:09:03] <Messiah> WTB Bulk Bandages
[11:09:07] <Atraxi> When God goes away, I get a little nervous