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18:16 < Zyler> Ill be your blueberry

Funny thread, one that I had not looked at when I was playing here :/

Allow me to share a couple from WAY back when....

[05:41:10] <Kryptonical> wow, not having seen this movie, i feel like you must have taken shrooms
[05:41:20] <@Rammar> i concur
[05:41:36] <~Telamon> hah its about a computer that decides that controlling the US nuclear arms is a game
[05:41:40] <Kryptonical> checkers with the computer from the movie where the kid married the horse?....thats seriously a movie?



[06:58:44] <Blaise> wtf is with work and actual working today
[06:58:45] <Zagyg> exactly
[06:58:45] <Blaise> bs
[06:58:51] <Zagyg> agreed
[06:58:59] <Zagyg> whoever invented work was a bastard
[06:59:56] <~Telamon> ^

[22] <Atraxi> they're tryin to teach me how to slap dough but its hard.
[22] <GideonJura> step 1 - on your knees?
[22] <Phat> just play with it more you will get it
[22] <GideonJura> ya dont slap too hard

[23] <Avery> I can slap dough and toss like no one's business

<Cheifwoah> i got a crap ton seeping up

[01] <Atraxi> ok who used gold coins to write PENIS in my mailbox

<%DarkWing> Atraxi is thge first one to get a Penis in the mail

I can't believe I never posted this on here. This is a little exchange Wulver and I had, early one morning, a few months ago.

[04] * Atraxi hugs Wulver
[04] * Wulver moons Atraxi
[04] <Wulver> whoa...
[04] <Atraxi> umm, as i hug you?
[04] <Atraxi> does that mean we just...
[04] <Wulver> well uh...
[04] <Atraxi> you...uh...wanna go get breakfast or someting?
[04] <RyAmaral> oh wow
[04] <Wulver> I love me some sausage
[04] <Atraxi> you just had some
[04] <Atraxi> apparently
[04] <Atraxi> figured you'd be full
[04] <Wulver> i'm down for 2nds
[04] * Atraxi removes his pants
[04] <Atraxi> lol
[04] * Wulver eats sausage

04:22 < Atraxi[Zzz]> i've been trying to fix the thing in my pants for a while

[11:40:20] <mutombo> the shard has almost become mutombo proof

10:47 < UOR_Player_2683> how i can release my pets?
10:47 < Cherie> !taming
10:47 < QQ> best one ever " all kill"
10:47 < Cherie> all follow me
10:47 < Cherie> guard me
10:47 < UOR_Player_2683> !taming
10:47 < QQ> that is a miner command lol
10:47 < QQ>
10:47 < Cherie> all stop
10:48 < DankNuggets> all bukkake
10:48 < Cherie> Spuds not working
10:48 < UOR_Player_2683> i just wanna release the wolf!
10:48 < Cherie> whats bukkake?
10:48 < QQ> say the name and release
10:48 < PuntSpeedChunk> LOL^^
10:48 <~Telamon> You don't want to know
10:48 < PuntSpeedChunk> i wanna see this explained!!
10:48 < QQ> like if a is " a release"
10:48 <~Telamon> I don't recommend googling that

[01:40:59] <@Avery> how in the hell does "how old are you" = "do you want to fuck" ??????????????????

[01] <snapdragon> I spent the evening searching the bottom of an empty bottle for wizard tears
[01] <snapdragon> but I think I've been scammed.

[16] * Peter_North (~UOR@Chat4all-3D1D8434.consolidated.net) has joined #uor
[16] <+Camacho> Hello, Peter_North
[16] <+Camacho> welcome to UO Renaissance
[16] <Peter_North> Hello. Thank you Comacho
[16] <ShadowjAfk> peter's cohort is Vagina_South
[16] * Atraxi sighs
[16] <Atraxi> great welcome Jack
[16] <Atraxi> Hello Peter
[16] <Peter_North> lol
[16] <ShadowjAfk> yeah I know, I boo myself sometimes
[16] <Atraxi> welcome to the server
[16] <Atraxi> some of us have tact
[16] <Blaise> that's a damn lie
[16] <Blaise> lol
[16] <ShadowjAfk> lol

[09:33:41] <Atraxi> dammit darkwing
[09:33:52] <Atraxi> yeah don't say the same thing more than 2x in a row in this channel
[09:33:53] <Snowkiss> Open Appdata folder (should be hidden)
[09:33:57] <Atraxi> darkwingbot is moody
[09:34:05] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:07] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:07] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:07] <Polyycarp> ok
[09:34:14] <Mobolin> once more
[09:34:15] <Snowkiss> > Roaming
[09:34:17] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:21] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:21] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:22] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:22] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:23] <Russell> suicide
[09:34:23] <Polyycarp> done
[09:34:25] <Snowkiss> > Razor
[09:34:28] <Mobolin> lol
[09:34:32] <Russell> wow what a racist
[09:34:33] <Snowkiss> > Macros
[09:34:33] <Atraxi> lol russell
[09:34:51] <upgrayedd> looks like DW doesn't want to stop you there Russ
[09:34:57] <Mobolin> LOL

<%DarkWing> i'll make decent citizens out of you .. even if it kills you

20:40 <~Telamon> Yep, we have now entered the TMI zone. Hold onto your seats folks, its an atraxi episode

23:41 < Atraxi> i finally got tired of having fluid shooting into my mouth every time i gave it even the lightest suck
23:41 < Godric> i thought Zyler stole your nick at first
23:41 < Aris> thats what she said
23:41 < Corruption> aaaaaaand atraxi falls for the quote trap
23:41 < Atraxi> so, i took it to puff n stuff and they looked at it and said the tank was busted
23:41 < Atraxi> what?
23:41 < Atraxi> fuck

[11] <Wodan> did I mute anyone or is blaise talking to himself ?

Marquis yeah, I always make a char named Blaise and townkill newbs with said char when I'm drunk
22:39 Marquis now I have 3 blaises and I can't get rid of them
22:39 Marquis lol
22:39 Corruption thats how we all feel