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21:40 < Corruption> theres no cream rinse in the world that will rid you of blaise.

This is why you never interrupt a hug:

[00] * Avery hugs Atraxi
[00] * Atraxi hugs Avery
[00] <Atraxi>
[00] * %DarkWing turns the hose onto Atraxi and Avery
[00] * Avery hugs DarkWing
[00] * Atraxi hugs DarkWing

20:06 < Zyler> are all the pilgrams dead?
20:07 < Zyler> does that make us indian?

10:11 snapdragon there is a trick to speed up disco if you want to know it
10:12 Corruption in the 70's it was called cocaine

18:52 < Cherie> Its good to be the King huh Blaise
18:53 < Blaise> indeed
18:53 * Blaise motorboats Cherie
18:53 * Telamon picked a bad time to tab to this channel

[21] <snapdragon> I swapped a rune in liberations secret PK gate house for a rune to trinsic too
[21] <snapdragon> and he died lol

holy helllolololol

[13] <Ivar_Wolfbeard> noob question folks
[13] <Ivar_Wolfbeard> when taming aggressive creatures, how do you prevent them from destroying you?

16:06 < Marquis> wow, Telamon is like super hot

<Taliesin> okay.. its all starting to come back to me now
<Blaise> like Boomerang Network
<Jupiter{afk}> OOOHH NOOOO Celine Deon just invaded my brain!
<Atraxi> HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
* Jupiter{afk} sings its all coming back to me now...
<Jupiter{afk}> you're all welcome for that
<Taliesin> hehe
<Blaise> good thing I don't know anything but the Titanic song
<Blaise> oops, fuck, now that's in
<Blaise> damnit
<Blaise> stupid memory
* Jupiter{afk} WINS

[02] <ShadowJack> oh shadowjack might not be the type who is good at chess?
[02] <ShadowJack> even though in highschool he taught the russian exchange student girls how to play while they sat on his lap in the library
[02] <Atraxi> you know what they say about the guys who brag on the internet about how much they get, right?
[02] <Atraxi> or "got" in this case
[02] <Wodan> LOL until they learned that sexual harrasment is actually prosecuted in the US ShadowJack
[02] <snapdragon> and by library he means basement
[02] <snapdragon> and by "teach" he means, "kidnap"
[02] <Atraxi> and by "lap" he means "old mattress"
[02] <Wodan> lols, good going

[12] <Atraxi_> soemthing's up with the nickserv bot
[12] * Cynic_ is now known as ghost
[12] <Atraxi_> ...
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[12] <Atraxi_> ghost command doesn't appear to be working
[12] <Atraxi_> i'm tryin to ask the chat4all peeps why
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[12] <Atraxi_> holy shit
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[12] <Miller-> irc go boom?

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ok? Random?

[00] <Zyler> imperfection is perfect

[05:07:21] <~Telamon> This is one of those stories that makes me wonder who isnt in IRC today because they bit a dog in a cost co parking lot
[05:07:21] <~Telamon> http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2 ... arking-Lot
[05:08:07] <~Telamon> Btw, Gojira trailer is out today   http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/go ... 14/trailer
[05:08:12] <~Telamon> TMI Steel
[05:08:17] <Steel_Reserve> xD
[05:08:19] <snapdragon> Russell isn't here today
[05:08:20] <Mobolin> Russell isn't here
[05:08:21] <Mobolin> hahahaha
[05:08:23] <Mobolin> hahahahaha
[05:08:24] <Mes> haha
[05:08:29] <snapdragon> nice Mobolin
[05:08:41] <snapdragon> first person I thought of too
[05:08:56] <peep> ewwwwwww
[05:08:58] <Mobolin> so I think we can safely say...it was Russell

LOL

[01] <ShadowJack> you fucking nerds are mean to each other

12:07 < Chicken> balla bank sitting?
12:08 < Balla> eh, spotted tweed did ya?
12:08 < Ningauble> Is he wearing proper bank sitter attire?
12:08 < Chicken> havent even logged in yet..but it was safe to assume

19:17 < Lindsey> I guess i'm the result of what happens when the man named sue shacks up with the girl named Jay, and perpetuates the vilainy of poor naming...