Ahoy fellow Sosarians. I shall here, in the Salty Dog Tavern, retell my life through a simple compilation of my exploits, adding future tales when they occur. My early life and first adventure: Smuggling for the URKS? My second adventure: Entering the URK den Typical pirate life, raiding the Village of Paws: Raid on the clockwork oracle The capture of Jack and the second raid of the Village of Paws: The spectres within Typical pirate life: The Kidnapping of Barracoon Knocked out by Krake?: Tryin to remember Adventuring with VoP: A promise of cidar Entering uninvited: The Gypsy Warriors' Forge A Christmas Story: Helping a friend The last of the pirates: The Hurricane
