Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

@Dr Satan

[02:16] <@Kirby> DoctorSatan I need advice
[02:16] <&DoctorSatan> What's up?
[02:16] *@Kirby looks up
[02:16] <@Kirby> lots of stuff, but that's unrelated to my query
[02:17] <&DoctorSatan> lol

I don't know if you're allowed to quote yourself ! ^('-')^

Lol

[00:54] <@Bloodlust> and.. i just found a pile of unfolded laundry on my bed
[00:55] <@Bloodlust> thx RL!
[00:55] <@Lyta> you need a surpassingly accurate housewife of vanquishing
[00:55] <@Bloodlust> lmao
[00:56] <@Bloodlust> yea.. i surely need one ;o;
[00:57] <&DoctorSatan> lmao

[00:11:55] <UOR_6459> whats the requirment to wear a magical wiz hat?
[00:12:01] <snappz[cA]> a head
[00:12:20] <UOR_6459> lol, it tells me i can no longer wear that item
[00:12:21] <Triggered> lel
[00:12:26] <Triggered> so u have no head?
[00:12:32] <UOR_6459> i guess not
[00:12:33] <UOR_6459> lol

@Bloodlust @Canis

[15:03:23] <del> не понимаю хелп Русские есть ???
[15:04:07] <Bloodlust> Comrade, English plz
[15:04:10] * del (~UOR@Chat4all-48C58F33.pppoe.mtu-net.ru) has quit IRC (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
[15:05:29] <The_Tamer> wow
[15:05:33] <The_Tamer> he took that to the heart
[15:06:15] <Canis> What, are you saying the English are quitters?
[15:06:18] <Canis> How rude.
[15:06:54] <FranzPniffel> Bloodlust u racist
[15:06:56] <The_Tamer>
[15:07:45] <The_Tamer> nah bias
[15:08:08] <Bloodlust>

We need @Vlar and @corruption to return so this thread will get more use.

[03:23] <UOR_8022> Hi guys. Who can ress in occlo?
[03:23] <Bayara> probably the ocllo healer can
[03:23] <UOR_8022> need support
[03:24] <UOR_8022> im with monsters
[03:24] <UOR_8022> cant loot my body
[03:24] <Bayara> sounds like a job for a hero
[03:24] <Bayara> where is your body>

I figured I'd post some of the exit messages that Lyta of Project Sanctuary blesses us with when he leaves.

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@CED66E9D.8AAA7675.70B18F90.IP) Quit (Quit: Do fish get thirsty?)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-EA74C2BC.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@CED66E9D.8AAA7675.70B18F90.IP) Quit (Quit: Light travels faster then sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@CED66E9D.8AAA7675.70B18F90.IP) Quit (Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-F842562B.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Me fail English? That's unpossible.)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-946DD629.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-946DD629.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-FBB1F9AE.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-C8B5FC35.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@CED66E9D.8AAA7675.70B18F90.IP) Quit (Quit: If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space)

* @Lyta (~IceChat9@Chat4all-B330A9AA.ipv6.telus.net) Quit (Quit: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.)

[03:32] <snap[cA]> trolling in a boat, yes
[03:32] <snap[cA]> that's what you do in a boat

[13:31] <jdm> where can i train hiding and stealth?
[13:32] <Random> thieve guildmasters, there is one in the tavern next to west bank in brit
[13:32] <Random> you need 80 base hiding for them to offer stealth
[13:33] <Zyler> or thief GM in tavern next to Ocllo docks
[13:35] <jdm> whats his name>
[13:36] <Random> Amata in britain ^.^
[13:37] <jdm> what about the one in occlo
[13:38] <Random> equip your cloak of courage and venture out!
[13:39] <majinkO> lulz

<chumbucket> what's this/
<majinkO> that's a forward slash chumbucket

[10:05:12] <~Telamon> Facebook is for liberal virtue signaling and inspirational memes by lazy people about going outside =)

<Random> 0,001% of 600 million is stil not bad
<BlackEye> yeah?
<BlackEye> 6k
<BlackEye> I assume?
<Random> no idea
<BlackEye> yeah
<Random> well not bad
<Peace> uh dude bit less than that
<Peace> multiply 600m by .00001
<Random> i could buy a leather suit from peace
<BlackEye> you have a zero too much
<BlackEye> peace
<BlackEye> actually two
<Peace> 1% is .01...
<BlackEye> ah right
<BlackEye> anyway
<BlackEye> I do that with my head
<Peace> you went 4 decimal places further
<BlackEye> I never fai
<Peace> err 3
<BlackEye> fail
<Random> lol

[18:51:51] <Bodhran> I was mad staff came after me cause of somethign someone else did
[18:51:57] <elhorno> so pm staff
[18:51:59] <Bodhran> you guys let the instigators get away scott free
[18:52:06] <@Avery> you guys?
[18:52:11] <@Avery> lol
[18:52:15] <elhorno> do you know how trolls win?
[18:52:16] <@Avery> who's "you guys"
[18:52:18] <Shosara> err sorry might be dont have names remembered yet^^
[18:52:25] <Shosara> the big room with the pond in the middle
[18:52:34] <Bodhran> you guys is a common modern term for "people"
[18:52:50] <Bodhran> if you're going to turn it into a sex and gender blah blah then there's no point in even replying to you
[18:52:59] <@Avery> you have no idea what goes on behind the scenes so you probably shouldn't make assumptions
[18:53:04] <Pill> that guy does troll everyone posts though, for real.
[18:53:16] <@Avery> no, you're acting like I'm a forum mod
[18:53:26] <@Avery> I didn't say anything about sex or gender
[18:53:28] <@Avery> you did
[18:53:37] <elhorno> ya he is a troll, and while your argument bodhran may be legit, the way your going about making it is all wrong
[18:53:43] <[TnT]snap> IRC hotter than ice dungeon today
[18:53:47] <@Avery> take i
[18:54:22] <@Avery> this isn't the appropriate room for this
[18:54:42] <Hoominaga> You weren't here yesterday then, bc this is nothing ﷯
[18:54:51] <@Avery> no, I wasn't
[18:54:52] <Finley_> lol Bodhran
[18:54:58] <chumbucket[NOA]> http://uorforum.com/threads/noa-pre...-sunday-may-28-at-8-pm-est.24066/#post-229795
[18:55:07] <chumbucket[NOA]> Let's all calm it down and talk about llamas.

[20:40] <chumbucket> WTF
[20:40] <chumbucket> Sea C Avenger doesn't seem to be at Skara
[20:40] <chumbucket> some other character is standing in his spot
[20:40] <crunkjuice> say waaaaaaaaa
[20:41] <chumbucket> i'm scared
[20:43] <SilasBlackeye> The universe is spun out of balance

[01:10:44] <Jupiter> well done FranzPfniffel, and may your colors ever dull, until they are grey as my robes.
[01:10:46] <FranzPfniffel> And sleep very well after this glorious fight
[01:11:07] <FranzPfniffel> And may thy robes not bloom with my colors since you don't deserve it!
[01:11:16] * Jupiter (~agoogesau@Chat4all-C33059D1.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has quit IRC (Quit: )
[01:11:27] <FranzPfniffel> Good night from Swedaan Triggz
[01:11:27] <Triggz1337[URK][cA]> good work franz u irc pkd him

<one> I want Blaise jerky






I prefer posting this without the context... it's much better that way.